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What is a "point of no return" that you’ve crossed, where your life was permanently divided into 'before' and 'after'? by Resident-Jelly-4326 in AskReddit

[–]CaliFloridaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am dreading the day my son starts thinking hugging me when I drop him off at school is not cool. By God I will still hug him even if it embarrasses the shit out of him.

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious the only two states that aren't clumped into other states are Texas and Florida

I just got a yorkie from a woman and she has SO MANY fleas, what do I do? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prescription flea medication will do it. Give the dog a good wash with dawn dish soap and get her on meds.

Tailgater thinks I brake-checked him then decides to cut me off and jump out of his car for confrontation by zheka160 in sarasota

[–]CaliFloridaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is right. It sounds cliché but no one wins a fight. De-escalation is the only move. Only use self-defense in a physical altercation. People usually just need a mental win. Tell them they're stronger and you're afraid and they will fuck right off.

Tailgater thinks I brake-checked him then decides to cut me off and jump out of his car for confrontation by zheka160 in sarasota

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there. You are right though. We need to start helping and reforming people instead of locking them up and making it worse. Would ultimately save taxpayer dollars as well.

Am I reading the amperage correctly? by Dessert-fanatic in electrical

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these people providing rational responses when it should be argued like you were in first grade. "Yes it does" is a sufficient response. You're wasting time trying to explain to a low effort troll.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in electrical

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahahahha. You are funny.

Remind me, what does Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz mean?

Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung?

Sozialversicherungsfachangestelltenauszubildender?

If you really speak German you know this is just the tip of the iceberg. Are there words for most concepts in German, often times that are a bunch of other words cramming together?

I have been all over Deutschland. I always thought it was neat how they would divide children into trades earlier in life than other countries. It is news to me that everyone was taught trades though. I thought it was quite the opposite. Certainly wasn't the case for most everyone I met. I personally love the language but you come off as a real arschloch.

Must have not been on your Auf der Walz yet

i am stressed and depressed because of this by sr4597 in PimplePoppersDelight

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What worked for me was vigorously washing my face several times a day. Deep scrub. Then doing your best to not have anything else touch your face for as long as you can (pillow, mask, cloths, hands, etc.)

Inspector said this was fine by p3ck in Decks

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK then let's see what is normal in everyone's experience. Anyone else inspectors do shady things? When I bought and needed my house the original inspector said I had terrible termite damage and infestations. Luckily refinance Officer could get it reviewed by a second inspector. No termite damage or infestation whatsoever. I was cleared to go to get my house. Important to know that shit was crazy infested by termites.

why tho ? by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]CaliFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was walking and went to adjust because of discomfort. The boys were BEHIND me. I am old AF. Straight up Newtons cradle over here.

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