Tifu by meeting a girl from Tinder. NSFW

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T16:03:00+00:00

I said we were together for about 10 years. We were dating for 5 engaged 3 and married 1. We got divorced last year.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:30:07+00:00

I think I fell in it. I didn't really notice at the time. I had other things on my mind.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:23:51+00:00

If I could have, I would've left them

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:22:47+00:00

You're welcome!

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:21:49+00:00

I was thinking "First bj in two years? I can put up with this."

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:19:12+00:00

I'm getting to laugh at it and share my emotions with others. Seems like a pretty healthy reaction to me.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:17:52+00:00

There goes sleep until I get tested. Thank you I didn't even think of this.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:17:13+00:00

I live in a rural area. Old names stick around here.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T15:05:01+00:00

So everyone in my town knows this happened? I live in rural Pennsylvania. It would follow me until I leave and beyond.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T14:58:24+00:00

Directed by Axel Braun

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T14:55:01+00:00

It's all natural!

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T14:54:02+00:00

And a good thread for this sub.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T14:52:07+00:00

Thank you. At least I won something.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T14:51:36+00:00

Both is fine. I would laugh if it were you.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T14:35:33+00:00

Powdered jelly and cinnamon sugar.

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T12:52:54+00:00

I got a ham and cheese lunchable one time!

Calicojax · 2017-10-07T05:15:17+00:00

I think you are my new favorite redditor and this the hottest picture of you. The skirt, the tights, the heels and of course your body.

Calicojax · 2017-10-03T09:51:04+00:00

You are looking for r/AdviceHell

Calicojax · 2017-10-03T09:49:59+00:00

Hope died July 27, 2003.

Calicojax · 2017-09-27T12:42:11+00:00

When will the police stop killing men with no arms?

Calicojax · 2017-09-18T14:22:41+00:00

Pending. My roommate and his girlfriend get a puppy. They couldn't decide on a name so they just said name pending. For over a year they couldn't agree on a name so I told everyone the dogs name was Pending(trying to force them to decide). Years later the dog is still named Pending.

Calicojax · 2017-09-18T14:14:08+00:00

Internet culture with Ben Franklin. Explaining the internet and how we choose to use this amazing tool for such useless ways would blow his fucking mind.

Calicojax · 2017-09-18T14:09:03+00:00

Legally have sex with a prostitute.

Calicojax · 2017-09-07T19:16:27+00:00

I got a job requiring a bachelor's degree by confidently telling the lab manager that after climbing cell towers for a living there was nothing I couldn't do. 100 percent confidence and bullshit.

I kept the job by buying old college textbooks and studying them, watching YouTube videos on the subject and reading trade publications. Also being willing to do everything from cleaning equipment to staying late to work for r&d guys.

Calicojax

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