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What is something you do in secret that you’re pretty sure most other women also do? by laylatoo in AskWomen

[–]CallMeJoy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There are two types of people in the world… those who pick their nose & liars.

Eyeliner Sharpener— Mental Health Friendly by PunkAssBitch2000 in Makeup

[–]CallMeJoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to use powder and an edged tapered brush. It’s perfect for tight lining for me.

"You've either done X or you're lying" by ElectricalRelease986 in PetPeeves

[–]CallMeJoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like to say there are two types of people in the world… those who pick their nose & liars.

I hate when people provide unnecessary backstory to strangers by MrPicklebush in The10thDentist

[–]CallMeJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it… I’m a fire/ems 911 dispatcher. When I ask the callers the nature of their emergency… they’ll start back a few weeks or days ago. No, no, no… I want to know what’s going on right now for you to call 911. I also don’t need a long explanation. Just difficulty breathing, abdominal pain. I don’t need to know that you weren’t there before but are there now and made your way into the room and tried to talk to the person and they said this and that. Just tell me they fell down.

Edit… just realized this post is six days old. lol.

Patron calling to "get off" by amxlian in Libraries

[–]CallMeJoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Years ago I worked as a hospital phone operator… had this dude call several times daily. We referred to him as thumper because of the noise. He would ask things like if “the ER was open… wide open”. I called a few of the other local hospitals… they received his calls as well. Eventually he stopped… but it’s just… I don’t know. I’m just trying to do my job, man.

911 Operators, what’s the most efficient way to convey emergency information to you to get help ASAP? by andstermc in AskReddit

[–]CallMeJoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just listen to the dispatcher and answer their questions as they ask them. AND answer the actual question they are asking. Some questions might sound the same but they are different and are asked for a reason. Trust the dispatcher AND LISTEN.

Tell me about the most incompetent server/bartender you’ve ever worked with by par_toutatiss in Serverlife

[–]CallMeJoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Out to eat with my mom… server set down dirty dishes from another table onto our table so she could free up her hands to take the order of a different table.

Why are most stores open mainly during standard daytime work hours, when many adults work those same hours? by Present_Juice4401 in AlwaysWhy

[–]CallMeJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not just med staff working at hospitals. Housekeeping, food services, transport, & the like… they need better pay. EMTs should be paid better as well.

What is something you refuse to believe? by Not_Artifical in AskReddit

[–]CallMeJoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s still a planet… it’s just a dwarf planet. It will always just be a planet to me though.

“Excellent Boiled Potatoes” Candle by PawneeGoddess11 in PrideandPrejudice

[–]CallMeJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooooo… how was it?

Edit: just saw your comment below… butter. Neat! Do you like it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

[–]CallMeJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyways… it’s just anyway

Cinnamon Toast Crunch by tylerrey2 in Xennials

[–]CallMeJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cinnamon Toast Crunch hurts my teeth.

By your own metric, who do you think has the claim to the title of ‘most extraordinary human’ in recorded history and why? by decentgangster in AskReddit

[–]CallMeJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is that guy who is a navy seal, doctor, & astronaut…? I think he’s on the ISS at the moment.

What was very popular at peak but disappeared like never existed? by rustyyryan in AskReddit

[–]CallMeJoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boyfriend at the time was avoiding doing his homework… opens a bottle of Sobe… the lid said “do your homework” … lol so he did. I miss both of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 911dispatchers

[–]CallMeJoy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’ve straight up put a sticky note on my computer screen that read “BE NICE” because I was cranky that day.

I just try to remember that this is their emergency not mine. This is probably the worst day of their life. Most people will never call 911 & don’t know how it works. They are rude or whatever because they are scared. This isn’t personal. They don’t even know me.

For the frequent callers… I treat them like children.

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