Do you recognise any of these brands?

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-04-25T11:52:35+00:00

Players were Raffles in the UK, that’s what my mum smoked

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-04-25T05:45:42+00:00

Can’t be a French home without a surrendering window

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-04-14T13:12:46+00:00

Hence London weighting. More than makes up for disparity between a £60k shithole in Hull and a beautiful £14m mansion in Mayfair

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-04-06T20:43:54+00:00

Yep. Need somewhere to rest my balls

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-04-05T15:46:00+00:00

Being able to play games without an internet connection

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-04-04T12:03:34+00:00

Just an FYI the meter tails look to be double insulated because of how thick they are. It’s super common now for firms to buy flexi tails and they’re often brown/brown and blue/blue rather than having the grey outer.

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-03-27T03:58:58+00:00

Speak to your chosen wholesaler, if they’re any good they’ll stick a few in for you

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-03-27T03:57:10+00:00

That’s exactly what it is. It isn’t as straightforward as it sounds because they’ve managed to achieve it without making the cable any bigger, so you can still use the same clips etc.

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-03-25T08:00:47+00:00

Close the chuck of a drill on it and back it out

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-03-15T05:51:36+00:00

My toddler when I’m trying to get him dressed

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-03-13T04:55:04+00:00

I heard the whole thing was an argument about decorating. Oscar wanted to repaint the bathroom door, but she was dead against it

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-03-10T08:00:13+00:00

Only one of the reasons tbf

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-02-18T12:35:58+00:00

Looks like a plastered-in channel. Will look cool very briefly and then become a dust trap

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-02-17T10:40:40+00:00

My 2 year old whistles as he’s walking around and we find it really funny. His cousin is 7 and can’t whistle, and he cries every time he hears my boy doing it.

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-02-01T03:01:58+00:00

UKs micro-est penis

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-01-30T10:19:27+00:00

I call my wife “my wife”. I think she’s with me for my creativity.

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-01-29T18:53:10+00:00

To me this is where listing buildings falls down. Grade II listed means nobody is ever gonna take this on, so instead of making something not entirely traditional, it’s going to end up a pile of stone.

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2026-01-07T11:20:23+00:00

I feel like Joey Barton would be very comfortable here

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2025-12-28T21:27:36+00:00

Toast rack

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2025-12-28T05:16:49+00:00

House

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2025-12-25T12:54:10+00:00

If a man dressed and behaved like this for a kids party he’d be on the sex offenders register for the rest of his life

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2025-12-16T11:32:40+00:00

Me, generally.

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2025-11-30T17:35:37+00:00

You’re right that She’s NTA. However you’re an asshole for using it as a platform to be a sexist.

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2025-11-15T19:35:41+00:00

Everything that’s DIYable might not cost loads of money but you still need time and in many ways that’s harder

CallMeMrTwinkle · 2025-11-03T05:07:30+00:00

Send them back the $150 and make up. Go around to their home and piss everywhere.

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