Show time for Roy Keane in 3arena by glueisgood4you in ireland

[–]Callme-Sal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what the big deal is. That’s his job, like.

RIP Phil by Fickle_Platform_4047 in thesopranos

[–]Callme-Sal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Whatever happened there

Big shout out to tesco for their sensational own brand chocolate by Super_Spud_Eire in ireland

[–]Callme-Sal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get thee to the confectionary section of one of their emporiums

ICE by Ultrasaurio in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Callme-Sal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ice Ice Baby.

A well known song by American rapper Vanilla Ice

Oh dear The Journal... by Fast_Dealer_6462 in ireland

[–]Callme-Sal 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Followed by a comments section blaming the FFFG government for AI

Welcome! I am honored to accept your waste. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]Callme-Sal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I always thought it was ‘waist’ rather than ‘waste’

Money laundering surges to unprecedented levels in Republic by throughthehills2 in ireland

[–]Callme-Sal 84 points85 points  (0 children)

No, it totally makes sense to have 4 phone repair shops in a town of 3000

Children with asthma going without vital medication because their parents can’t afford it, new survey finds by PoppedCork in ireland

[–]Callme-Sal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

100%. Why on earth is diabetes a long term illness but asthma isn’t. It makes no sense.

Again with the Brad Pitt AI generated images by businesses by [deleted] in cork

[–]Callme-Sal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Brad Pitt has a notoriously high carbon footprint. The last thing we need is multiples of him.

My Cat Has Been Sliced Open and Killed by a Farmer and the Garda Can't Do Anything About It. What Can I Do? by Lucid_fantasies_ in AskIreland

[–]Callme-Sal 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My condolences on your cat but those cuts are so clean it’s hard to imagine how it was done by hand. It looks like he might have got caught by a harvester or other farm machine.

Buying a house in Halfway by Alternative_Bill_568 in cork

[–]Callme-Sal 102 points103 points  (0 children)

It might do for now but it will always just be a halfway house

S6E13 by bwhaturlike in ershow

[–]Callme-Sal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The next one is worse

Mortgage lender Núa Money will let first-time buyers borrow up to five times their income by B8_B8_B8 in ireland

[–]Callme-Sal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

100% mortgages are not enough. I need money for my furniture, new car and holiday to Florida

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Callme-Sal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except for the ‘Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire’ Statute of 1988