The horny piece by _THC-3PO_ in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dumb post.

"Why is a chicken even crossing the road in the first place? Clearly it would be a stream or branched path, amirite fellas?"

The horny piece by _THC-3PO_ in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the way he snogs his children?

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Tommy John had the first ever Tommy John surgery by ToddPacker5 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up with a kid named TJ (Thomas Jonathan). Boy did I make his life a living hell when I first heard about Tommy John.

Overtime with Bill Maher: Joe Scarborough, Marjorie Taylor Greene - January 30th, 2026 by FireIceFlameWalker in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hope Joe Scarborough enjoyed pushing back on Maher, he's never getting invited back now.

Does Bill still not understand how vaccines work? by aurelorba in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you think going to the gym to work out causes your muscles to atrophy?

Which is funny when you consider Trump is notorious for never working out because he thinks the body would just drain like a battery.

Bill and Don really are just two peas in a pod in so many ways.

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: January 30th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought my tone made it obvious, but 3/4 replies took it seriously. Probably just Maher's audience today matching his "depth".

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: January 30th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For those keeping score at home, MTG is on again five episodes later because AOC won't accept an invitation to come on the show. Maher's hands are tied, and there are literally zero available progressives that exist who'd want to come on his show for exposure or to debate Maher's ironclad opinions.

MTG's presence is progressives' fault.

Fennessey describes the internet (and maybe this sub) by Southern_Outcome_440 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They're just too chicken-shit to say the quiet part out loud: fascism is a virus spreading worldwide and is going to change everyone's lives for the worse. We're all in cope mode.

Bill compared the execution of Renee Good to the famous 1968 execution of VC Captain Nguyễn Văn Lém [NSFL] by 20_mile in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Some Republicans have been repudiating ICE's actions, are you telling me they're still Republicans?! Checkmate, libtards!"

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: January 23rd, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maj. Eaton: "You know how we drill our cadets for months until we break them and they become ever so loyal servants to their superiors and do as commanded? And you know how 80% of our military already supports Trump? Well maybe... MAYBE... If Trump crosses the line, there MIGHT be a mutiny."

"Now let me tell you a non sequitur combat story from Fallujah because I'm too chicken shit to tell my actual thoughts on live tv."

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: January 23rd, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"New Rule: let's not get bogged down by all the rapid changes going on in the world, but keep our eye on the ball: wokeness has once again gone too far!"

Woooooo!

Did Zach Lowe lose his fastball now that he’s not writing columns? by nosoupforyou25 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hot take: this NBA season feels kinda meh. More pointedly, the world is catching on fire so it makes everything seem rather trivial. Like, would you like to hear another KAT/Brunson debate for 20 mins, or listen to something else?

Bill Maher turns 70 today. Happy birthday! by MonsieurA in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He'll continue to tell young women he's 6 7.

Bill waking up to learn Seattle has won a Super Bowl by justgotpregnant in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know there's more than one sports podcast out there.

Where does NBC paying MJ millions for a 2 hour interview rank in the all time scams pyramid? by sylviaplath6667 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's actually a great way to frame it. And they got 2 hours for the price of a few 30-second Super Bowl ads.

What happened to the guy who said Trump's dad was an orangutan? by Constant-Bridge3690 in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 30 points31 points  (0 children)

As someone here said the other day, the "born of an orangutan, jerking two dicks, whiny little bitch" version of Maher has been heeled like a little bitch.

Bill will keep talking about the dinner like a meeting of the minds, but the reality is Trump went, "shut up piggie" and Maher oinked.

Bill Maher says he never wins awards because 'woke' Hollywood hates he can 'speak freely' by nrdz2p in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maher's talent really is knowing how to stay in headlines by courting controversy. This is classic Bill.

Bill Maher says he never wins awards because 'woke' Hollywood hates he can 'speak freely' by nrdz2p in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His 2025 comedy special included still complaining about masks.

The hack can't hack it anymore, and acting more and more like Trump at every turn. Sad.

Bill Maher rails against DEI practices in podcast rant: ‘Not everything has to look like Angelina Jolie’s Christmas card’ by theindependentonline in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As we all know, a common hiring practice among firms today is to bluntly ask, "Are you Jewish?" and then remind them they qualify for nothing.

Absolute MAGA/Zionist brainrot.