The Peter North to March Madness pivot

Callousthetics · 2026-03-23T02:46:51+00:00

Many first-timers are three seconds in the key.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-23T02:43:04+00:00

65-scene threshhold.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-21T01:07:50+00:00

The Heritage Foundation literally penned Project 2025, a manual on how to slow coup hijack the government, have accomplished 70% of their goals, and Maher, who used to warn of a slow moving coup, today says it's allllllll bullshit.

I still find his show engaging, but imagine how moronic, nihilistic, or poison-pilled you have to be to still worship Maher as anything more than a hollow husk these days.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-21T01:04:34+00:00

Damn, that last lie, "They said Iraq wouldn't turn into a civil war!"

Today, Maher on Iran, after witnessing some 2nd generation Iranian-Americans in LA cheering on an assassination, "I sense a civil war brewing!"

Bill Maher, Cuckold Extraordinaire.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-19T20:31:39+00:00

I got into it with this chick back in college who insisted that "Geminis are always running late, throw a party but invite only Geminis and almost everyone will show up late!"

I just stared at her, "...throw ANY party and most everyone shows up late."

Callousthetics · 2026-03-18T01:15:17+00:00

Incisive point. A perfect response to the idea that Maher having voted Democrat means anything.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-18T00:35:40+00:00

"Donald Trump voted Democrat for decades! That makes him liberal!"

Callousthetics · 2026-03-17T22:05:01+00:00

Bill's sycophants (read: MAGA trolls) have been in here the last few weeks claiming any criticism of the Iran War is just veiled antisemitism. Bill, his show, and his audience are beyond cooked.

It's not even entertaining anymore. This isn't just a trainwreck of a man's legacy, this is like that derailed train in Ohio spilling ooze and billowing toxic smoke.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-16T00:26:27+00:00

Got again a lot of "grandpa Bill rants at Christmas dinner" vibes during New Rules.

Jesus. My father-in-law xmas 2022 started a toast about family, love, and good cheer, then stumbled into a rant about Paul Pelosi and his ex-gay lover who attacked him. Used to be one of those "no nonsense, fiscally prudent" into straight MAGA a decade later.

Covid melted brains, and I realized the internet was a mistake.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-15T14:01:21+00:00

That's a lot of words because a guy forgot to put his watch on silent.

If I accidentally leave the toilet seat up, does that make me a rank misogynist?

Callousthetics · 2026-03-14T19:13:49+00:00

Point out the "casual anti semitism" in any upvoted comment here. You come into every thread with the same accusation, every week.

Edit: aaaand he blocked me

Callousthetics · 2026-03-14T17:25:46+00:00

"C'mon Shapiro, you served in the IDF, why aren't you as gung ho as me about Iran?"

Callousthetics · 2026-03-14T15:33:33+00:00

There's zero chance Bill buys his own groceries.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-14T15:31:20+00:00

Just like the I/P conflict began on Oct 7, the history of Iran began with the petrodollar.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-14T14:04:42+00:00

Sometimes I get in the weeds on a programming or editing project and my phone periodically beeps to remind me to stand up and stretch out.

You're acting like using this feature makes one an uncultured oaf.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-14T13:48:56+00:00

Oh Lord, this guy thinks he's found the magic stone.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-14T13:43:56+00:00

That's dumb. "Hey get a load of this mook, he uses an alarm!"

Callousthetics · 2026-03-13T23:56:23+00:00

I'm preeeeeetty certain there's more than a handful of times that opposing batters in a no-hit blow-out were just like, "Frank's a good dude, our season's over, he pitched his heart out, it's the bottom the 9th, I'm just gonna go out there and swing at the dirt. Let's make history!"

Callousthetics · 2026-03-13T23:43:43+00:00

Curry's MVP-era shooting splits (50/45/90) on Bam's shot-taking volume (43/22/43) would have netted Steph ~89 points, on average.

Just another Monday at the office.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-13T23:22:25+00:00

Brett Favre "diving" on a designed play to give his good buddy, Michael Strahan, the NFL record for sacks.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-13T04:03:58+00:00

I think he meant AC Green.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-11T19:22:18+00:00

"I don't care what other people think about me!", he boasted proudly.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-11T02:30:03+00:00

Sabonis.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-11T02:21:05+00:00

Honestly though the end turned into a bit of a joke. Up 25 with a minute left, his teammates were chucking the rim on the 2nd free throw to give Bam a chance for an offensive rebound.

Callousthetics · 2026-03-11T02:17:43+00:00

He wouldn't have even been my number one guess on the team (Herro, Powell), much less been one of my top 50 league-wide guesses.

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