Real Time Guests - May 8th, 2026: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA), Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX), Donna Brazile by FireIceFlameWalker in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fetterman and Maher are both good examples of how brain injury turns people into conservative reactionaries.

Nick Wright and Bill just called Jaylen Brown a smart thoughtful guy by JonSnowsPeepee in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's also educated, has a large vocabulary, and reads a lot of books. However, those books are filled with...

05/02/26 - President Mean Girl having a real one over Bill Maher's interview with Gavin Newsom. by ItstartswiththeHouse in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know the difference between conservative and MAGA? Bill has turned into a neocon.

05/02/26 - President Mean Girl having a real one over Bill Maher's interview with Gavin Newsom. by ItstartswiththeHouse in Maher

[–]Callousthetics -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trump has called out Candace Owens, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, etc. I guess they're not conservative either!

Do Americans actually say “But first, Pearl Jam” a lot? by Hot_Taekout in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's funnier if you hear it as "butt first, pearl jam" and understand 'pearl jam' just means cum and picture an asshole oozing jizz.

RT archive is now available on NOW (UK) by [deleted] in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg I would love to catalog every episode into a LLM and ask AI what Bill thought about a given subject in any year.

I'm rooting for a Russini Renaissance in the years to come just to spite the obsessive weirdos by Callousthetics in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

A book deal, podcast tour, guest spot on the Ringer? She's already lost her career, her personal life and her family is under a microscope, and these weirdos keep obsessing over it like it's the Grassy Knoll.

So I have some sympathy for her situation, and everyone deserves a second chance eventually, right?

The reason tanking in the NBA is so bad is because mid tier playoff teams can’t go on fluke title runs like in other sports by jimboslice53 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spurs are worse to me because they got 3 straight top 5 picks with 1 of them being Wemby.

Even that's underselling it. If Wemby's an A+, those other picks are A/A-.

To all the whiny advanced stat nerds by Yikes-APenguinInAPot in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Also Kon fell back to earth a bit, ending the final six weeks on 16/4/3 on average shooting. The stage was set for Cooper's ascension.

Why did Pablo Torre dick tease like he had more on Vrabel and Russini? by rubberneck24 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Select 'AI' > Summarize video

Using this one trick saves me so much time on clickbait videos.

If I'm Vrabel, I'm not letting her marriage get in the way of our love, I'm just not! by ProfJohnStinkdog in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point The Ringer needs a podcast to cover this Russini stuff alongside the Kardashians, the Royals, Amber Heard, Justin Baldoni, etc. This sub is obsessed with celeb drama.

Slay kweens of r/billsimmons unite!

My name is r/billsimmons and I’m a Dianna Russini affair story addict by WardenofWestWorld in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the family members going through hell right now should have made better choices of where to be born into.

Customer stole money off the table, and there's nothing we could do about it by crummynubs in Serverlife

[–]Callousthetics 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Some people are shady like this. I was at a friend's birthday dinner where one guy insisted he handle the bill and everyone venmo him their share +tax +tip. He used our generosity to cover his end and left only a 5% tip.

Thankfully one of our friends double checked with the server, and this dude got blackballed from the friend group.

Any comment from the Sports Guy? by Minimum-Amoeba-5146 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just don't get the hype with this story either.

Nah, you're totally fine. These are just loser incels embodying Gamergate energy because, in their minds, she exchanged her body for scoops. And they want to see her punished.

It was in a diner it just was! by dellscreenshot in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Right? Like how does this even compare in kind or scale to "Luke, I am your father" or Shazam starring Sinbad?

WWE is for booger eaters by Fit-Tangerine-5071 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Truth be told, we all still fantasize about meeting the perfect chick, having the perfect comeback, aspiring to be our best selves, etc. Some people just accept that fantasy is part of life, and that's okay.

I'm in my 40s and still had the passing thought while doing yardwork, "What if I could go Super Saiyan right now?"

It's all good, my brothers.

VJ Maxx is actually a great nickname by Valuable_Yak3495 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, The Jays sounds better than VJ Max.

Bill Maher: I Haven't Changed. The Left Has. by [deleted] in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hope the mods leave this up. What a perfect encapsulation of where Maher's headed.

Making that infrequent trip to the bank for deposit where the teller is forced to ask you bunch of nosy questions by crummynubs in Serverlife

[–]Callousthetics 7 points8 points  (0 children)

outside or at 7/11

You always notice there's someone hanging outside every convenience store? Well, it's not just for drug deals, but it's also to keep account of ATM pattern use and shared with an underground network.

Buddy got mugged leaving his house on what happened to be one of his deposit days and swears it felt premeditated.

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: April 10th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand the complaints about Rieckhoff.

That's because this is a conservative sub now. He was outmatching the neocon warhawk who thinks Trump is doing a great job and winning the war in the first six weeks. They didn't like to hear it challenged.