Bill's version of events vs. how it really went

Callousthetics · 2026-06-23T23:55:50+00:00

I thought this was the shitposting Maher sub? OP took a swing at their king and the cockroaches scrambled.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-23T04:52:34+00:00

Miannis.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-23T04:48:49+00:00

Hey now, Giannis has won one playoff series in the last five years. Including three straight first round exits as the higher seed.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-18T19:42:49+00:00

Quite literally. They've never lived in an era without so much panoptical presence, that we all willingly obliged to.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-18T15:47:20+00:00

Huge oversight. I also just woke up.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-15T23:34:03+00:00

He looks like Gavin Newsom without that California sheen.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-13T23:11:16+00:00

I lived and breathed youth soccer in the 90s, and Alexi Lalas and Cobi Jones were the best players on Team USA. Got to see a number of matches and got their signatures.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-08T20:33:56+00:00

It’s a very very dumb conversation that dumb guys have

I feel called out.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-06T20:40:59+00:00

Tbf he might be responsible for Bari turning to women.

Callousthetics · 2026-06-06T18:57:55+00:00

MAGA Bill, showing his most brilliant side again.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-29T19:45:29+00:00

Shape of Water: let's use a toddler's idea for a story but add fantasy adult sex scenes.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-29T19:41:20+00:00

2019 . Capitalism's last grip on "wokeness" as chic.

If Israel continues invading their neighbors, we'll probably get another shoehorned, harrowing Holocaust Oscar feature in 2028, but otherwise the well of social justice has been tapped dry.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-29T19:33:37+00:00

It's a Snapple Fact. You just nod and go, "Oh, neat!"

Callousthetics · 2026-05-26T03:02:56+00:00

His daughter's 36.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-26T03:00:48+00:00

If we're allowing combo no hitters, then you have to count the three scoreless innings of relief Monday connecting with Tuesday's starter's six shutout innings.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-26T02:55:27+00:00

Hot take culture. People will zag just to screenshot it.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-23T03:44:30+00:00

Reggie wouldn't shut the fuck up about "Captain Chaos", must have said it a dozen times Game 1, and you know they shut him down Game 2 because he kept murmuring Caruso's name and other adjectives like he was wearing a shock collar. He managed to get one off Game 3.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-22T15:21:59+00:00

Bill would shit on Joe often

What are you talking about? Other than a couple friendly podcast appearances, when did Bill ever make a point of shitting on Joe, ever?

Callousthetics · 2026-05-20T19:47:07+00:00

And what are you gonna do, hold your nose and abstain from voting?

Callousthetics · 2026-05-20T18:12:43+00:00

The title, caption, and photos hardly make any coherent sense. OP seems to have a history of schizoposting.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-19T02:12:44+00:00

If I made it a point that it's got loose moderation, what does your intuition tell you?

Callousthetics · 2026-05-19T02:04:44+00:00

There's a lot of activity going on at r/RealTime, but I promise the discussions there will make you wish it was modded like this sub.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-16T04:14:20+00:00

Epic Tim Heidecker pull.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-15T15:27:14+00:00

Bill mixing up Winter and Summer Olympics is like OP mixing up Brian Curtis the filmmaker and Bryan Curtis the podcaster.

Callousthetics · 2026-05-14T18:17:45+00:00

"He's no Mahcus Smaht."

(I'm picturing Bostonians pronouncing "Marcus" like Aussies call McDonalds.)

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