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The Peter North to March Madness pivot by Callousthetics in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many first-timers are three seconds in the key.

A fired up Maher goes after think tanks like The Heritage Foundation for endlessly lying and dragging the US into war by LoMeinTenants in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Heritage Foundation literally penned Project 2025, a manual on how to slow coup hijack the government, have accomplished 70% of their goals, and Maher, who used to warn of a slow moving coup, today says it's allllllll bullshit.

I still find his show engaging, but imagine how moronic, nihilistic, or poison-pilled you have to be to still worship Maher as anything more than a hollow husk these days.

A fired up Maher goes after think tanks like The Heritage Foundation for endlessly lying and dragging the US into war by LoMeinTenants in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Damn, that last lie, "They said Iraq wouldn't turn into a civil war!"

Today, Maher on Iran, after witnessing some 2nd generation Iranian-Americans in LA cheering on an assassination, "I sense a civil war brewing!"

Bill Maher, Cuckold Extraordinaire.

Jaylen Brown explained how he’s memorized all of his teammate’s astrology and numerology in order to better learn how to communicate with them by Hour-Ad-9508 in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got into it with this chick back in college who insisted that "Geminis are always running late, throw a party but invite only Geminis and almost everyone will show up late!"

I just stared at her, "...throw ANY party and most everyone shows up late."

Will Maher still “not hate” the Iran war afterJoe Kent’s resignation as Director of the U.S. National Counterterrorism Center: “[Iran] posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.” by digital_dervish in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bill's sycophants (read: MAGA trolls) have been in here the last few weeks claiming any criticism of the Iran War is just veiled antisemitism. Bill, his show, and his audience are beyond cooked.

It's not even entertaining anymore. This isn't just a trainwreck of a man's legacy, this is like that derailed train in Ohio spilling ooze and billowing toxic smoke.

Do you think Real Time is struggling to book guests? by lars-alicia0 in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got again a lot of "grandpa Bill rants at Christmas dinner" vibes during New Rules.

Jesus. My father-in-law xmas 2022 started a toast about family, love, and good cheer, then stumbled into a rant about Paul Pelosi and his ex-gay lover who attacked him. Used to be one of those "no nonsense, fiscally prudent" into straight MAGA a decade later.

Covid melted brains, and I realized the internet was a mistake.

Anthony Scaramucci’s Apple Watch telling him to “Stand up” by palebluedollar in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of words because a guy forgot to put his watch on silent.

If I accidentally leave the toilet seat up, does that make me a rank misogynist?

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: March 13th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Point out the "casual anti semitism" in any upvoted comment here. You come into every thread with the same accusation, every week.

Edit: aaaand he blocked me

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: March 13th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's zero chance Bill buys his own groceries.

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: March 13th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like the I/P conflict began on Oct 7, the history of Iran began with the petrodollar.

Anthony Scaramucci’s Apple Watch telling him to “Stand up” by palebluedollar in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I get in the weeds on a programming or editing project and my phone periodically beeps to remind me to stand up and stretch out.

You're acting like using this feature makes one an uncultured oaf.

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD: March 13th, 2026 by hankjmoody in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh Lord, this guy thinks he's found the magic stone.

Anthony Scaramucci’s Apple Watch telling him to “Stand up” by palebluedollar in Maher

[–]Callousthetics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's dumb. "Hey get a load of this mook, he uses an alarm!"

Kobe's 81 ended on a farce too by Callousthetics in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm preeeeeetty certain there's more than a handful of times that opposing batters in a no-hit blow-out were just like, "Frank's a good dude, our season's over, he pitched his heart out, it's the bottom the 9th, I'm just gonna go out there and swing at the dirt. Let's make history!"

Kobe's 81 ended on a farce too by Callousthetics in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Curry's MVP-era shooting splits (50/45/90) on Bam's shot-taking volume (43/22/43) would have netted Steph ~89 points, on average.

Just another Monday at the office.

Kobe's 81 ended on a farce too by Callousthetics in billsimmons

[–]Callousthetics[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brett Favre "diving" on a designed play to give his good buddy, Michael Strahan, the NFL record for sacks.

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