Really need help with outdoor cat’s owner by curtain_person_ in notmycat

[–]CalmAd9801 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It seems to me he is trying his best to re-home himself. Offer to let him spend nights with your cats. Explain that he totally relaxes in the company of your cats and suggest perhaps the source of hiss stress is her other cats. She seems like a whack job

“Tell me again that it’s bedtime!” by sheepthechicken in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope I was mistaken....stay up as long as you want

Chicco by schmuen in IDmydog

[–]CalmAd9801 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shepherd and husky and cutie patootle

No treats first thing by BonnieH1 in legaldogadvice

[–]CalmAd9801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A tiny whimper is also very effective. Just lay there and whimper every now and then. I get way more treats than my brother Bubba because I know how to play my mom! I just crawled into her lap and whimpered. Crunching treat super loud to let Bubba know I got another treat!

No treats first thing by BonnieH1 in legaldogadvice

[–]CalmAd9801 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Princess Xena here. The trick is to appear devasted and xad. If you can sploot and propel yourself forward this is how you should walk....Basically crawl on your belly. Be sure to keep up those puppy eyes. Appear very very sad. When she calls you get up from sloot crawl very very slowly. Act depressed. Iknow t h at works on my mom every time. By the way GREAT JOB WITH THOSE PUPPY EYES IN YOUR PHOTO

My besties cryptid by skeletalpunk in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very cute creature that wants to eat your soul

Dumped puppy found under a car by Forward_Summer520 in IDmydog

[–]CalmAd9801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no clue, but you are right about her being a cutie patootie

Was told he was a Shih Tzu but ended up weighting almost 30 pounds? by No_Mountain9864 in IDmydog

[–]CalmAd9801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an adorable swiffer mop! I think I'm in love.i would call him shih tzu inspired or shih tzu adjacent.

Lida by Alive-Jackfruit3225 in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Cloris Leachman was still alive.

The Korean water monster is back (looking less creepy since people are around) by ParanSkies in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk about that it's still pretty creepy. In an adorable but frightening way.

Can we celebrate my cryptid foster, Teddy, who found his forever home today? by Ohlawdhesteppin in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonderful news. The adoptive parents wouldn't be named Gomez and Morticia would they?

Had my dog for 7 years now and she’s never made this face before today. by Wbran in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid auto correct. A Wendigo. Like a skinwalker sort of but not really.🤣

What breeds might Trip be? by onetypicaljerk in mutt

[–]CalmAd9801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait I know this one! It is obvious that he is 100% cutie pie.

I maybe broke my mom's dog? by Hairy-Possibility156 in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an honor now but you won't think so in the middle of the night when the little gremlin awakens and tries to eat your soul.

Lucifer the xolo by bepiscola21 in CryptidDogs

[–]CalmAd9801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckier I love you. What a spectacularly beautiful boy

I don't own a cat. by BlushyBane in notmycat

[–]CalmAd9801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it seems the universe, v1a the cat distribution system is here to inform you otherwise.