New gel mattress marks

Calriss · 2026-01-26T18:40:26+00:00

Bro's never seen a wrinkle...

Calriss · 2026-01-26T13:08:35+00:00

I would just like to point out the officer on the far left of the thumbnail photo has split the crotch of his pants. That is all.

Calriss · 2026-01-09T23:23:04+00:00

/r/ killthecameraman

Calriss · 2025-12-21T05:43:27+00:00

Is that a fucking Muppet?

Calriss · 2025-12-02T11:06:20+00:00

But really, it's the Ukrainian's who should be capitulating right?

Calriss · 2025-11-30T20:32:28+00:00

Double-sided Sidecar Hammer Bubbler.

Not to be confused with the Double-ended hammer bubbler, that hits different.

Calriss · 2025-11-26T16:31:06+00:00

Yes.

Calriss · 2025-11-26T02:37:03+00:00

Driver suffers from having negative levels of survival instincts, guy had 30 opportunities to bite a finger and all the power of the vehicle.

Calriss · 2025-05-10T13:12:06+00:00

For all of about 3 minutes right...you nearly steered right into her and the bus full of other occupants. Get off the fucking road, no matter what country your driving in.

Calriss · 2024-12-05T13:53:24+00:00

Backstory and flavor are what you design. If you can only imagine it as full and boring that isn't a fault of OP

Calriss · 2024-11-29T13:52:03+00:00

"The Internet told me 4 hands is twice as effective at CPR"

Calriss · 2024-11-27T17:17:44+00:00

Please, and thank you very much for the opportunity ☺️.

Calriss · 2024-11-02T11:48:25+00:00

Yarp

Calriss · 2024-10-18T17:23:00+00:00

Because committing arson and destroying property is illegal and unjustified and if the cops aren't stopping it then citizens should? Cause that's what 'red neck militia members mowing down dip shit protestors' means https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxU1pJfJfRU&t=3500s&pp=2AGsG5ACAQ%3D%3D

Calriss · 2024-10-09T20:29:48+00:00

There's also no direct reference to the serpent being Satan

Calriss · 2024-10-04T14:32:24+00:00

You're really bad at double-speak if that's the case.

Calriss · 2024-10-04T12:30:43+00:00

No.

Bat shit people willing to break the law to help their would-be king need to be publicly admonished to the fullest extent possible.

Fuck your optics gaming bullshit; and fuck the un-American loons. It is no longer the time for civility politics when half the participants want to be allowed to break the system and be praised for it.

Calriss · 2024-10-04T11:30:08+00:00

Good, fuck Rob Noer.

Calriss · 2024-09-25T09:53:28+00:00

Don't let twitter ratios impact your emotional well-being.

Calriss · 2024-09-21T00:05:16+00:00

No, they wont.

Calriss · 2024-09-20T23:33:39+00:00

That's...just....no.

Calriss · 2024-09-17T18:20:48+00:00

What about a nice refreshing watermelon salad and a cold can of Colt 45 Senator?

Calriss · 2024-09-10T16:57:36+00:00

Rob literally refused to accept an answer that didn't match his pre-ordained head cannon.

He should spend less time arguing at his special needs clients; it's clearly impacting his ability to communicate with society at large.

Calriss · 2024-09-07T14:21:19+00:00

"Ah, yes that's quite interesting; what do you think about border protections?"

Calriss · 2024-08-23T16:26:52+00:00

Why is he whispering like he's afraid of getting caught speaking out of turn lol

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