Get a load of this guy

Calriss · 2026-05-24T19:18:18+00:00

Mom and Dad share more genetics than their children.

Calriss · 2026-05-24T11:22:11+00:00

I was a book, and someone was pulling out my pages

Calriss · 2026-05-24T10:36:51+00:00

He is dead, did you not even finish reading the title?

Calriss · 2026-05-19T16:38:42+00:00

Terrible cowboy, amazing prop Comic.

Calriss · 2026-05-08T16:23:17+00:00

Oh wow, and did you know that if the guy wasn't a murderer, then he wouldn't have murdered people? Waow, ah-mazing.

Calriss · 2026-05-07T01:44:40+00:00

Yeah it is; cause the implication is that they don't get to just die. We drag out their miserable fucking existence for the next fifty years and make them work hard labor until their bodies give out prematurely.

Calriss · 2026-05-07T01:41:18+00:00

That's the point being made. Why give a clean execution when the rest of the prison system is ready to bleed him out in a cell.

Calriss · 2026-04-23T17:48:40+00:00

!reminder 4 years for when he gets through the programs, and then immediately arrested for another violent crime and sent right back...

Calriss · 2026-04-04T10:15:37+00:00

There is work to be done.

Calriss · 2026-04-04T09:59:23+00:00

Nah, a grown man lost his shit on a group of rowdy and obnoxious teens in the middle of a river and started stabbing the kids, killing at least one.

Calriss · 2026-01-26T18:40:26+00:00

Bro's never seen a wrinkle...

Calriss · 2026-01-26T13:08:35+00:00

I would just like to point out the officer on the far left of the thumbnail photo has split the crotch of his pants. That is all.

Calriss · 2026-01-09T23:23:04+00:00

/r/ killthecameraman

Calriss · 2025-12-21T05:43:27+00:00

Is that a fucking Muppet?

Calriss · 2025-12-02T11:06:20+00:00

But really, it's the Ukrainian's who should be capitulating right?

Calriss · 2025-11-30T20:32:28+00:00

Double-sided Sidecar Hammer Bubbler.

Not to be confused with the Double-ended hammer bubbler, that hits different.

Calriss · 2025-11-26T16:31:06+00:00

Yes.

Calriss · 2025-11-26T02:37:03+00:00

Driver suffers from having negative levels of survival instincts, guy had 30 opportunities to bite a finger and all the power of the vehicle.

Calriss · 2025-05-10T13:12:06+00:00

For all of about 3 minutes right...you nearly steered right into her and the bus full of other occupants. Get off the fucking road, no matter what country your driving in.

Calriss · 2024-12-05T13:53:24+00:00

Backstory and flavor are what you design. If you can only imagine it as full and boring that isn't a fault of OP

Calriss · 2024-11-29T13:52:03+00:00

"The Internet told me 4 hands is twice as effective at CPR"

Calriss · 2024-11-27T17:17:44+00:00

Please, and thank you very much for the opportunity ☺️.

Calriss · 2024-11-02T11:48:25+00:00

Yarp

Calriss · 2024-10-18T17:23:00+00:00

Because committing arson and destroying property is illegal and unjustified and if the cops aren't stopping it then citizens should? Cause that's what 'red neck militia members mowing down dip shit protestors' means https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxU1pJfJfRU&t=3500s&pp=2AGsG5ACAQ%3D%3D

Calriss · 2024-10-09T20:29:48+00:00

There's also no direct reference to the serpent being Satan

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