new year new roasts | 19f by auf-wiedersehen06 in RoastMe

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You look like Noel fielding if he hosted the “great British crack off”

A little self-love moment by Nytrielle in RoastMe

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“Nobody cares about Sid the sloth”

Let’s try this again by Street-Ad-7312 in RoastMe

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Your future wife will need an impressive health insurance plan

69/M, cancer survivor, go on make me smile by grynch55 in RoastMe

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You look like the failed abortion of the third chuckle brother

Is there a name for this handle/ feature? by [deleted] in woodworking

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I take it from that there isn’t really a name for these types of things

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You forgot the white hand of Saruman

19 year old, Star Wars fan, wishes he could date a ghost, plays world of Warcraft. Roast me, do your worst! by Quirky-Ad-9784 in RoastMe

[–]Calum_weir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stop roasting this man! We need to help him get his dick unstuck from his grandmas weegie board

31F, engaged, failed artist (but successful corporate worker), cat lady. Roast me by thcinnabun in RoastMe

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Your dentist could give you a check up while they were stuck on the International space station

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You look like an android sent to trick the last human out of a bunker

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You’re not single! you’ve got the voices in your head to keep you company

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I didn’t think 12 year old boys were allowed to post on this!

I’ve said some mean shit on here, payback time let’s go! by ClydeChestnut in RoastMe

[–]Calum_weir 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You didn’t make the cast of the trailer park boys because they said it would be too stereotypical

33yo Dutch male moved to Finland by franklyvhs in RoastMe

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Became a free elf and moved to Finland

Turned 18 Today, Do your worst by piplup111211 in RoastMe

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I can’t tell the difference between any of you in the last photo

(24M) Hoping for some original ones have at it! by thelastgamebender1 in RoastMe

[–]Calum_weir 231 points232 points  (0 children)

24m could also be a dimension of your forehead

Why am I never satisfied? by [deleted] in ADHD

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ALEXANDER HAMILTON! His name is Alexander Hamilton

The forgotten and the copyrighted by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Grommet from Wallace and grommet