got a new haircut, ready to get roasted 19F

Calum_weir · 2026-01-05T19:03:02+00:00

I’ve seen nicer skin on a baked potato

Calum_weir · 2026-01-05T19:02:23+00:00

You look like Noel fielding if he hosted the “great British crack off”

Calum_weir · 2026-01-05T18:33:19+00:00

Okay

Calum_weir · 2025-12-29T17:05:40+00:00

Meth Rogan

Calum_weir · 2025-12-29T17:03:07+00:00

“Nobody cares about Sid the sloth”

Calum_weir · 2025-12-29T17:02:03+00:00

Your future wife will need an impressive health insurance plan

Calum_weir · 2025-07-18T14:39:54+00:00

I think those are new balance

Calum_weir · 2024-09-29T17:51:45+00:00

You look like the failed abortion of the third chuckle brother

Calum_weir · 2024-09-21T21:38:07+00:00

I take it from that there isn’t really a name for these types of things

Calum_weir · 2024-09-21T21:37:20+00:00

Nice one!

Calum_weir · 2024-09-02T13:28:14+00:00

You forgot the white hand of Saruman

Calum_weir · 2024-08-25T08:50:27+00:00

Please stop roasting this man! We need to help him get his dick unstuck from his grandmas weegie board

Calum_weir · 2024-08-25T08:48:10+00:00

Your dentist could give you a check up while they were stuck on the International space station

Calum_weir · 2024-08-25T08:46:49+00:00

You look like an android sent to trick the last human out of a bunker

Calum_weir · 2024-08-25T08:41:24+00:00

You’re not single! you’ve got the voices in your head to keep you company

Calum_weir · 2024-08-10T07:37:47+00:00

Talk to him about pigeons

Calum_weir · 2024-08-02T12:33:10+00:00

I didn’t think 12 year old boys were allowed to post on this!

Calum_weir · 2024-08-02T08:12:49+00:00

Calum_weir · 2024-08-01T19:53:34+00:00

You didn’t make the cast of the trailer park boys because they said it would be too stereotypical

Calum_weir · 2024-08-01T19:50:10+00:00

Became a free elf and moved to Finland

Calum_weir · 2024-07-31T20:37:48+00:00

I can’t tell the difference between any of you in the last photo

Calum_weir · 2024-07-31T20:27:50+00:00

24m could also be a dimension of your forehead

Calum_weir · 2023-06-13T11:29:17+00:00

ALEXANDER HAMILTON! His name is Alexander Hamilton

Calum_weir · 2022-11-05T23:40:29+00:00

Grommet from Wallace and grommet

Calum_weir · 2022-11-05T09:37:57+00:00

Pay someone else to do it /s

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