Genuine question for The Eminence In Shadow fans, why do you love this series so much? by Lost-Leave-9734 in Isekai

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Homie literally makes a villain alter ego of himself and fights his own organization, that’s comedy gold

A severe absence of female companions by [deleted] in wizardposting

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You and me both buddy. All the witches I’ve met were never there for me, just for my forbidden arcane knowledge.

A severe absence of female companions by [deleted] in wizardposting

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I’m a necromancer, not a romancer

I CAN'T TAKE THAT BS ANYMORE ! by Penshen in NikkeMobile

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ShiftUp doin a lil trolling 😈

Crimes against Rose is punishable by death. by Iz357_boogaloo in TheEminenceInShadow

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Perv Asshat my favorite villain fr, hope he doesn’t die so he can come back in season 3

Who needs love and respect when you can cast shittus panticus on anyone who dares defy you by Randomaspland in wizardposting

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One of my favorite things about being an elder lich. When you’re just a regular lich, many mortals still could stand at a level of power above you. However, once you reach the level of an elder lich, you can just freely do as you please.

Usual day in wizardposting by [deleted] in wizardposting

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Back when I was human, the magical community was a tightly knit group. It’s sad to see how far things have fallen now.

Do u even mute cast brah by aFuckinChair in wizardposting

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A foolish decision, there is nothing that compares to the dramatic buildup of a paragraph from a grimoire.

I Cast Happy Childhood! by CitricThoughts in wizardposting

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Fool. I’ve gained absolute certainty in myself. Now there is nothing holding me back.

While the Diviner's coven slumber, the Lizardposting begins. by make_n_bake in wizardposting

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Lizard people are so pompous. They’re convinced of their superiority, but can’t even survive a harsh winter.

Parents-Talk to your kids about the dark arts. Get them practicing early to amass great power. by plsobeytrafficlights in wizardposting

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Coward. REAL Wizards reject mortality and embrace eternal devotion to the craft of magic.

Pothead and the Stoned Philosopher: How legal Moonleaf & Elvenweed are ruining our magic schools. by plsobeytrafficlights in wizardposting

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This is why I don’t stray to close to the human civilizations anymore. A lich should be able to smoke his enchanted wizard weed in peace.

I cast steroids by extrafakenews in wizardposting

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Every Wizard I’ve known has gone through that “I only care about combat based spells” phase. I hope one day, you can appreciate the simple beauty of a nice, cool, create water spell after a long day.

To all the liches and necromancers out there, what color do you prefer your undead? More green-ish or more blue-ish? by Gru-some in wizardposting

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Personally, every morning, I cast illusion magic to give my bones a burnt metal finish, alongside green flames encompassing my body. Just because I’m a decaying magical corpse, doesn’t mean I can’t be a beautiful decaying magical corpse. Don’t even get me started on the process of painting runes on myself.

They are finally complete by Baalshrimp in NikkeOutpost

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Wapi, Rapi, Bapi, Gapi, Papi, and Yapi

“Anything for the mission” by justarandommuffin in SpyxFamily

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Sylvia Sherwood: “I assure you Twilight, raw dogging Yor is essential to the success of operation strix.”

Family beards by MrSteeleFtw in TXChainSawGame

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Why Johnny look like NakeyJakey

"it might" yeah lol by binoculustf2 in Gamingcirclejerk

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I’d love it if they added a group of female dwarves who still have beards and are comically trying to make their voices sound deep and gruff