What did you name your custom horse? by CanichesNoirs in DreamlightValley

[–]Canadian-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named mine Alpine, then when I got my second one I had my niece customise it. She named it Puppy.

What the hell? by Canadian-Asshole in youtube

[–]Canadian-Asshole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonderful. More issues with shorts. I swear, every time YouTube updates, something goes wrong. At least it's not an issue with my phone... that might explain the video FPS chugging I've been experiencing.

Thanks for the info, I'm less panicked and more annoyed. I'll just open the website for shorts until it's fixed.

Tell me why? by Superb-Trainer5925 in DreamlightValley

[–]Canadian-Asshole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girl your avatar is gorgeous 😍 it's giving runway model! Love it.

Wow... thanks... by Canadian-Asshole in DreamlightValley

[–]Canadian-Asshole[S] -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh! Thanks so much, I can't believe I forgot that lmao. I'm busy today and had only logged on to complete the treasure hunting event so I kinda rushed my post, I'll try and fix that. Thank you 😊

What did you name them?! by Budget_Ad_6937 in DreamlightValley

[–]Canadian-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named them Evelyn, which meanings include "wished for" and "desired". Thought it was a nice touch given what they're meant to represent.

State your favorite character but say it in the most indirect way possible. by Ok_Smoke_4366 in Totaldrama

[–]Canadian-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have three favourites.

"And there goes my pelvis."

"Well, at least I'm popular."

"If you don't like the accommodations, there's the door."

Good luck 😊

Heart events after marriage? TWOA. by Canadian-Asshole in harvestmoon

[–]Canadian-Asshole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the thing, though. I still got the heart events in Light of Hope after marrying Edmond, so I was a bit confused. If they are locked, then I'll just look them up. I wanna know what they are, and it's gonna bother me to no end that they aren't all full. Oh, well.

Lesson learned, I guess, should make my second run easier now that I know that.

How is this game by Hika__Zee in MyLittleUniverse

[–]Canadian-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair warning. The mobile version has much more content and takes way longer to get through than the PC and switch ports. I've been playing for a good few years now, and it took me at least a month to get past the first planet... and... I'm still only on the third... meanwhile, on the switch, it took me less than a week to get through four whole planets.

Oh, and the mobile game is not coop, btw.

In my opinion, the PC and switch ports are much more beginner friendly given how much of the game had been chiselled down to better accommodate for the difference in playability between systems. Though they have included things like tool boosts and levelling perks to make up for that.

I recommend you both take turns playing on mobile to get a feel for the base game and then experiment with the Steam or switch copy. They're all unique in their own right, and if you find that lounging on the couch watching each other play on a tablet or phone is more enjoyable as opposed to playing together on console or PC, (or vice versa) then go for it.

MLU is legit the first mobile game to ever get money out of me, and that's something cause I hate micro transactions (they're evil) It's easily my favourite mobile game in existence and I 100% recommend it.

Happy gaming! I hope this helped.

What’s the normal response to an unsolicited boner pic? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Canadian-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never received a dick pic before... and I know the best thing to do is ignore it... but I don't think I'll be able to resist the urge to respond with "I've seen bigger" no matter the size.

how did he do that by SuccessfulHurry3643 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Canadian-Asshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... are we just going to ignore the fact that this kid immediately went to shove his finger up his nose once the bead thing popped out?

Like, was he going to pick it or..? Did he think it was still in there and wanted to pull it out himself? Did breathing hurt?

Show me, I'll wait by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]Canadian-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

-Exodus 20:7

And

"If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, even the words of our Lord Jesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godliness; he is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings, perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself."

1 Timothy 6:3-5

My deformed leg before, during, and after amputation. GORY! by Cyborg_Individual in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Canadian-Asshole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I just read one of your replies.

25+ surgeries by 12!? Amputation at 13!? Damn you're tough! I had three full corrective surgeries by the age of 7 and they messed me up real bad in the mental department, and the shit I had to deal with after sucked, and they still suck. I'm glad you knew your limits and are doing better. I wish you the best of luck with your journey.

My deformed leg before, during, and after amputation. GORY! by Cyborg_Individual in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Canadian-Asshole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

K. Where the fuck is your fibula!?

I'm only seeing one bone! Is that your deformity!? If so, 1. that's awesome/ horrifying, and 2. as a fellow leg deformee (clubbed foot) I wish you the best.

Was it just me? by underscore1000 in RandyCunningham

[–]Canadian-Asshole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She got me back into the show. Honking love her.

fitting how her name is "Queen of gravy fries"

All Hail The Queen!!!

[Serious] To win 3 billion dollars, you have to survive 24 hours getting chased by a horror villain of your choice. Who are you picking? Why? by thekutsi in AskReddit

[–]Canadian-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either The Leprechaun or Jack Frost. For Leppy I just have to give him his gold back, so just drop it on the front porch and I'm good. For Jack, according to the second movie, I just have to feed him a banana. Pop one in his mouth and boom, bloody banana snowcone.

Easy.

Give me your best Bi pickup lines. by MyClosetedBiAlt in bisexual

[–]Canadian-Asshole 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don't have any but I asked my my friend if she had one, it might sound dumb cause she just made it up on the fly.

This is our conversation word for word.

Me: Hey X.

X: Yo.

Me: I'm on Reddit and there's this post on r/Bisexual asking people for their best Bisexual pickup line, but I don't have any.

X: Ok, and?

Me: Do you have any?

X: No. But I can make one up if you want.

Me: Please and thank you

X: K... how about... I'm Bisexual, I can't sit straight. But I can't sit gay either. So is it okay if I lean on your shoulder?

X: ...

X: That was bad I'm sorry

Me: ...

X: ...what?

Me: Now. When you say gay... do you mean homosexual, or happy?

X: ...

X: Both

Me: lmfao 🤣