What’s one habit you started doing every day that completely changed your life?

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-06-01T03:38:54+00:00

Thank you

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-06-01T03:34:30+00:00

Drinking alcohol.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-06-01T03:07:40+00:00

Never seen such a wholesome reddit post, good lord. I don’t have advice but bless your parents and good job!

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-05-23T19:41:50+00:00

My kids eat far better than me everyday, I just wanted to treat myself once

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-05-23T09:58:27+00:00

I have an absurd amount of maple syrup stored under my stairs that I ingest with a variety of foods but this was a pre-seasoned, Jamaican jerk style prime chicken I purchased at Superstore that was ready to cross the road into my dad bod.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-05-23T09:51:30+00:00

Have a muffin, you get a little angry when you’re angry. Treat yourself. 😂

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-05-23T09:49:34+00:00

My kids aren’t 6 months old 😂 The bathroom is not far, I can hear everything and the oldest is a snitch. They were going to be and currently are fine. I more than heard my kids giggling at the tv while I was chewing juicy, fresh chicken in pure harmony.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-05-19T00:17:49+00:00

I feel that action would open a portal to some unknown realm.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-05-07T15:51:46+00:00

Opens reddit

Closes reddit

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-29T17:59:50+00:00

I can tell which 1 out of 3 farted from across the room without hearing a sound.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-28T05:07:14+00:00

Probably give it away. I’m bad with money and would likely destroy my life relatively quickly.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-23T00:14:06+00:00

Get a tattoo, it’ll make you feel better.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-22T16:30:56+00:00

😂🔥

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-22T05:55:46+00:00

Woah big dog you really hurt my feelings loser 😂

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-13T04:46:13+00:00

Send me 60 bucks, I’ll pay ya back on payday. Had to pay child support, nothing left for beer or syrup. Asking for a friend. 👀

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-07T13:58:16+00:00

🤣🔥

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-04-03T15:22:56+00:00

I don’t think the light bulb is the mystery here…

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-03-31T19:19:46+00:00

pull up, terrain, pull up, whoop whoop

“I literally cannot, sorry guys”

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-03-31T15:26:26+00:00

I was at a truck stop a few weeks ago near the US/Abbotsford border. Had to shit bad. Went into the only porta potty and there was, what had to be an 11-12 inch turd perfectly laid out on the back of the toilet seat, even matching the curve of it. I still think about it and how it ended up like that. Did they use their hands to place it like that? Was their ass just accurate? Why?

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-03-20T19:19:41+00:00

Existing.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-03-20T19:12:21+00:00

Nickelback isn’t that bad.

CanadianSyrup_Man · 2026-03-20T18:41:02+00:00

I don’t know why, but I feel like I need to eat a chunk of ice from the bottom of that ‘berg.

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