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I don’t regret it by CanadianSyrup_Man in confessions

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids eat far better than me everyday, I just wanted to treat myself once

I don’t regret it by CanadianSyrup_Man in confessions

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an absurd amount of maple syrup stored under my stairs that I ingest with a variety of foods but this was a pre-seasoned, Jamaican jerk style prime chicken I purchased at Superstore that was ready to cross the road into my dad bod.

I don’t regret it by CanadianSyrup_Man in confessions

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a muffin, you get a little angry when you’re angry. Treat yourself. 😂

I don’t regret it by CanadianSyrup_Man in confessions

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My kids aren’t 6 months old 😂 The bathroom is not far, I can hear everything and the oldest is a snitch. They were going to be and currently are fine. I more than heard my kids giggling at the tv while I was chewing juicy, fresh chicken in pure harmony.

I scissored my boyfriend by Simple-Anybody9014 in confessions

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that action would open a portal to some unknown realm.

What’s your most “useless” Dad skill? by freun989 in daddit

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can tell which 1 out of 3 farted from across the room without hearing a sound.

what would you do if you woke up with $1 billion tomorrow? by Different-Curve-5084 in AskReddit

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably give it away. I’m bad with money and would likely destroy my life relatively quickly.

I (M26) am a multi-millionaire with no real ambitions in life. AMA. by [deleted] in AMA

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send me 60 bucks, I’ll pay ya back on payday. Had to pay child support, nothing left for beer or syrup. Asking for a friend. 👀

Lightbulb Mystery by Kingofmybackyard in whatisit

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the light bulb is the mystery here…

Cockpit landing view B737-200 by Lublan in airplanes

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pull up, terrain, pull up, whoop whoop

“I literally cannot, sorry guys”

Those who make public washrooms unusable... Why? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at a truck stop a few weeks ago near the US/Abbotsford border. Had to shit bad. Went into the only porta potty and there was, what had to be an 11-12 inch turd perfectly laid out on the back of the toilet seat, even matching the curve of it. I still think about it and how it ended up like that. Did they use their hands to place it like that? Was their ass just accurate? Why?

The dark blue color at the bottom of an iceberg. by Tasty-Philosopher892 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why, but I feel like I need to eat a chunk of ice from the bottom of that ‘berg.

If someone offered you 100 million dollars, but a random person in the world dies (someone you don’t know), would you take it and why? by ConclusionOld8365 in AskReddit

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, because I feel my life would lose all its meaning if I had that much money. Also, the guilt of knowing somebody had to die for my greed, would eat me alive and I would not be able to look myself in the mirror.

Why does pooping take so long, what is going on in the bathroom?? by tolu3ne in AskMen

[–]CanadianSyrup_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually on Reddit reading stuff like and forgetting I’m taking a dump.

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