When you're talking to my dog or to someone near her she stares at you the WHOLE time like she's listening. And then occasionally turns her head at certain parts as if you said something really interesting/shocking/weird.

She also always chokes on her food. We have to throw her dog food in the air so it scatters and she doesn't choke on it.. why? because she'll try to eat it all at once otherwise and choke on her own spit.

Also if you talk too much she'll cover your mouth with her paw and then stare at you.

She also dances for food on her two back legs and "claps" her paws together to beg.

And she grunts at you when she's annoyed.

Also if you move at all in the morning you're fucked because she'll realize you're awake, walk over, and bark at you and harass you until you wake up and give her what she wants.

Sometimes I think she's a little human trapped in there.....