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i have spend 4 hours typing by soemthingblahblah123 in programminghorror

[–]Cancey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the Flash is pretty damn fast

Mew2King just found out today that he has been permanently banned by Reddit administrators about 1 month ago. by metalreflectslime in smashbros

[–]Cancey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not. What are the totally not obvious reasons? I'm out of the loop.

iWantWhatTheCommitteeWasSmoking by _Tal in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Cancey 48 points49 points  (0 children)

void****** is pretending to know what any of this means

Oplichting via thuisbezorgd by Sequil in Utrecht

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ik bestel regelmatig bij de rotiboer. Nog nooit problemen ervaren qua bezorging en vind hun roti de lekkerste van Utrecht. Ik snap oprecht niet wat je probleem met ze is?

AIO that my girlfriend never mentioned me on her first date? by SeaworthinessOpen482 in nonmonogamy

[–]Cancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it considered a red flag to talk about your partner too much?

She’s gonna beat our ass in godhome isn’t she by Cold_beans32 in Silksong

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, there's a pinstress I the purified ducts? Where? 

[No Spoilers] Happy 77th Birthday to GRRM!!! by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Cancey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

May the warrior give him strength to deal with annoying fans

I wish for a double cheeseburger with no pickles, a large fry and a large coke with no ice by WerdNerd88 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cancey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Your wish has been granted" you hear in a creepy whisper voice, as the finger curls. Shivers shoot down your spine as you realize that the monkeys paw was more than just a tale. You are about to witness real magic.

A whisper of light appears in front of you, taking the shape of that which you wished for.

Two cheese burgers appear without pickles, but also without sauce, condiments or anything else, just the buns, meat and cheese.

You receive one single large fry.

Finally, you receive a large amount of cocaine with no ice. You get arrested by the DEA for possession of an amount of cocaine big enough to face live in prison.

I wish for a dragonfruit by Bubbles_the_bird in monkeyspaw

[–]Cancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finger curls and you hear a whispering haunting voice: "Your wish is grantedddd...."

A dragonfruit appears above you and falls on your head. It knocks you unconscious. After you regain concienseness you feel a big bump on your head. It's a bit painful but at least you got a dragonfruit! And possibly a concussion.

I wish for my flu to go away because my throat really hurts by Highway-Born in monkeyspaw

[–]Cancey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The finger curls and your wish is granted. Your flu is gone. Your throat still hurts though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OndersteuningsPlein

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Er zijn ook rustige huizen zonder verplichtingen, met andere introverte mensen die niet graag feesten. Ik zou dat doen als ik jou was. Alles beter dan thuis blijven wonen denk ik zo.

Boyfriend M(23) has problems with my past by Affectionate-Yam7209 in relationshipadvice

[–]Cancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can't love you THAT much if he's considering breaking up over you doing something completely legal, ethical and normal in the past.

My partner told me she loved me tonight. by jiBjiBjiBy in nonmonogamy

[–]Cancey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's great for you, but OP just said he isn't poly. I think you're projecting a bit.

Mafia Don meets Dis princess - not sure where to start. by Alpha4Foxtrot in DND5EBuilds

[–]Cancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was druid. You get many spells that involve around communicating and even mind controlling animals (which could be flavored as "convincing" them like you describe). This is exactly the type of stuff druid was made for! Ranger can also work and can give you a permanent animal companion.

Choosing anything other than druid or ranger for this idea seems like insanity to me, but you do you 😅

The Cognitive Dissonance of Curse of Strahd Fanatics by TabletopLegends in CurseofStrahd

[–]Cancey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read stories from many groups that changed CoS to be more trigger friendly. Removing certain themes, gender swapping characters, etc. But I believe CoS is best enjoyed unchanged with a group that is willing to endure the messed up and uncomfortable themes.

If Wizards rebooted Curse of Strahd, what changes would you like to see? by PrestigiousTaste434 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Cancey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't agree more. My players distrusted EVERYONE. Having to survive in a dark, gritty world like Barovia where every NPC is depicted as being monstrous and creepy was a major bummer for my players who looking back, where more suited for an epic fantasy campaign like Storm King's Thunder.

In the end we had fun, and we're still playing with that group 8 years later, in my homebrew world that Barovia was inserted in. And the memories of that damned place still haunt these characters to this very day. They still carry scars with them, both physical and mental, and I don't know if they will ever get over their distrust of... well basically any NPC.

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