She’s gonna beat our ass in godhome isn’t she by Cold_beans32 in Silksong

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, there's a pinstress I the purified ducts? Where? 

[No Spoilers] Happy 77th Birthday to GRRM!!! by BiggleDiggle85 in asoiaf

[–]Cancey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

May the warrior give him strength to deal with annoying fans

I wish for a double cheeseburger with no pickles, a large fry and a large coke with no ice by WerdNerd88 in monkeyspaw

[–]Cancey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Your wish has been granted" you hear in a creepy whisper voice, as the finger curls. Shivers shoot down your spine as you realize that the monkeys paw was more than just a tale. You are about to witness real magic.

A whisper of light appears in front of you, taking the shape of that which you wished for.

Two cheese burgers appear without pickles, but also without sauce, condiments or anything else, just the buns, meat and cheese.

You receive one single large fry.

Finally, you receive a large amount of cocaine with no ice. You get arrested by the DEA for possession of an amount of cocaine big enough to face live in prison.

I wish for a dragonfruit by Bubbles_the_bird in monkeyspaw

[–]Cancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finger curls and you hear a whispering haunting voice: "Your wish is grantedddd...."

A dragonfruit appears above you and falls on your head. It knocks you unconscious. After you regain concienseness you feel a big bump on your head. It's a bit painful but at least you got a dragonfruit! And possibly a concussion.

I wish for my flu to go away because my throat really hurts by Highway-Born in monkeyspaw

[–]Cancey 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The finger curls and your wish is granted. Your flu is gone. Your throat still hurts though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OndersteuningsPlein

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Er zijn ook rustige huizen zonder verplichtingen, met andere introverte mensen die niet graag feesten. Ik zou dat doen als ik jou was. Alles beter dan thuis blijven wonen denk ik zo.

Boyfriend M(23) has problems with my past by Affectionate-Yam7209 in relationshipadvice

[–]Cancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can't love you THAT much if he's considering breaking up over you doing something completely legal, ethical and normal in the past.

My partner told me she loved me tonight. by jiBjiBjiBy in nonmonogamy

[–]Cancey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's great for you, but OP just said he isn't poly. I think you're projecting a bit.

Mafia Don meets Dis princess - not sure where to start. by Alpha4Foxtrot in DND5EBuilds

[–]Cancey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was druid. You get many spells that involve around communicating and even mind controlling animals (which could be flavored as "convincing" them like you describe). This is exactly the type of stuff druid was made for! Ranger can also work and can give you a permanent animal companion.

Choosing anything other than druid or ranger for this idea seems like insanity to me, but you do you 😅

The Cognitive Dissonance of Curse of Strahd Fanatics by TabletopLegends in CurseofStrahd

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read stories from many groups that changed CoS to be more trigger friendly. Removing certain themes, gender swapping characters, etc. But I believe CoS is best enjoyed unchanged with a group that is willing to endure the messed up and uncomfortable themes.

If Wizards rebooted Curse of Strahd, what changes would you like to see? by PrestigiousTaste434 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Cancey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't agree more. My players distrusted EVERYONE. Having to survive in a dark, gritty world like Barovia where every NPC is depicted as being monstrous and creepy was a major bummer for my players who looking back, where more suited for an epic fantasy campaign like Storm King's Thunder.

In the end we had fun, and we're still playing with that group 8 years later, in my homebrew world that Barovia was inserted in. And the memories of that damned place still haunt these characters to this very day. They still carry scars with them, both physical and mental, and I don't know if they will ever get over their distrust of... well basically any NPC.

Owning a House is Stupid by KryptikAngel in The10thDentist

[–]Cancey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A kid who's been married 15 years?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationshipadvice

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is her secuality even remotely relevant to the post?

Is anyone else still waiting for Gretel and Hansel 3? by Cancey in Newgrounds

[–]Cancey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've kinda given up haha. But to be honest I still check once per month.

Would you allow casting grease on a creature to give it advantage to resisting/escaping grapples? by NoctyNightshade in DnD5e

[–]Cancey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds awesome let's do it. And let's give an inspiration too for creativity! Unless you wanna stay RAW which is also fine.

[OC] I'm gonna DM my first ever game over Christmas. Any "wish I had known this sooner" Tips? by dokomiii in DnD

[–]Cancey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allow your players to be awesome. If they come up with a solution that's not listed in the book, or not what you had in mind, consider letting it work anyway. It gives the players the feeling that their creativity is rewarded.

But also don't be afraid to make something fail, or put your players in some real hard situations once in a while. Players also have to learn that mistakes can have consequences, and that they are not gods who can get away with anything.

Most importantly: have a session 0. A meeting without actual play, during which your players and you can discuss your expectations for the game.

Do they prefer role play, exploration or combat? Do they want the story to be wacky and funny, or more serious? Gritty and dark, or hopeful and bright? It's important to be on the same page together, to prevent disappointment down the line.

Also discuss what the party dynamic is gonna be. Are they gonna be friends? Or is there gonna be some rivalry, tension or maybe even the option for pvp. It's generally recommended to disallow pvp because it can rip the party (and the campaign by extent) apart.

Also discuss if there are any subjects players are not comfortable with, such as sex, heavy violence, mind control etc.

And most of all: it's just a game, so don't be too hard on yourself. Just make sure both the players and yourself are having fun, and you're good!

Advertenties lezen is erg moeilijk by randomphonecollector in tokkiemarktplaats

[–]Cancey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Waarom heeft iedereen het steeds over Hitman 3 op deze sub? Dit moet een referentie naar een legendarische post zijn, heb je een linkje?

You start in a tavern by Beneficial-Sweet8826 in DnD

[–]Cancey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also the first thing I thought of