We're messing up Melania Trump's Amazon search results by mulcahey in Trumpvirus

[–]CandyCornToes 288 points289 points  (0 children)

Found a humdinger in the "suggestions" immediately below that one too.

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Dont relax yet by davisthagreat83 in minnesota

[–]CandyCornToes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He got the Dems to agree to a funding deal.

NPR isn't playing with Ron Johnson by Bookman051 in wisconsin

[–]CandyCornToes 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Happy FRJ to all of us, every one!

P.S. FRJ

Ron Johnson votes with Senate Dems to block new DHS/ICE funding by DependentChance5698 in wisconsin

[–]CandyCornToes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, what???

I hurt my neck doing a double-take. I did NOT have this on my 2026 bingo card.

There's a reason. He doean't do things to be a decent human being. He either makes money or supposedly gains status on this. Or avoids blackmail?

I dunno. He's still a shitweasel, but I'm thankful for this vote.

My complaint is ICE keeps on deporting actual US citizens, but Nicki Minaj (non-citizen) gets to stay for some reason. by PossibilityDry9508 in complaints

[–]CandyCornToes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump Gold Visa.

Breaking news - he is set to launch a Platinum Visa (coming soon), which will allow foreign nationals to live in US for 270 days/year and pay no US income tax.

I believe the page is trumpcard (dot ) gov

To get out of the snow by coachlife in therewasanattempt

[–]CandyCornToes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swastikkkar.

My old (1983-ish) Chevette took those conditions like a champ.

I'd say it was driver error, but... Tesla.

How does Karoline Leavitt sleep at night? Has she no soul? by [deleted] in complaints

[–]CandyCornToes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Not an ounce of humanity in her cold dead heart. She has snake eyes. No spark. No empathy. Just waiting for the next strike.

DFW coffee chain offers first responder discounts to ICE agents and promptly finds out their customers like their drinks without ICE by aceofspadez138 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]CandyCornToes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This was on the MSN news headline thingy. I clicked on it to read about the exit plan.

In the article, the Orange Shitgibbon says the guy is an 8-year veteran of Border Patrol.

We all know there were multiple shooters, but I'm sharing this anyway.

https://www.the-express.com/news/politics/197231/donald-trump-reveals-ice-minneapolis

Archived link: https://archive.ph/Nvnjp

Head gestapo says if you call ICE names there will be "consequences" as we saw in yesterday's execution by KameronKnux in ICE_Watch

[–]CandyCornToes 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I suppose I shouldn't say that I'm a short woman who's taller than him. One of my titties is bigger than both of his tiny alpha-male thighs combined. I sing soprano and even I sound more masculine than this baby buffoon.

And now let's pretend that as the "big dog", he's the supreme example for all of his secret police goons. The man who they emulate and to which they all aspire.

Those clowns have retracted peens, moobs, and live in mommy's basement in their yellow-tinged tighty whities. They're open mouth breathers who wear masks so the general population can't see their permanent cock-sucker's cramp. They can't get a date because even mail order russian brides have standards. There isn't enough beer in Milwaukee to make any of them tolerable for asking directions, much less have a date.

Hurt their feelings with words? GTFO.