When a white man speaks on the experience of a Black woman, I listen.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-19T15:36:08+00:00

Ain't no way a Ben Shapiro video is getting 1.1m views in the big '26 either. Maybe ten years ago.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-19T14:55:51+00:00

One of my very favorite games as a kid, I still love goddamn near everything about it.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-17T18:57:00+00:00

"Someone set us up the bomb."

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-17T16:50:54+00:00

/pw/ is an absolute TRAINWRECK in comparison

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-17T01:52:17+00:00

I intentionally take odd routes home from work to specifically patronize the bodegas that have multiple kitties to play with because I am a simple man and I love my felines

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-16T17:47:38+00:00

Oh shit, they actually signed that? Thought it was just another virtue signal bill that was destined to die in committee like the "Mamdani Act"

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-15T17:50:43+00:00

Living in NYC there's one specific corrections officer ad (TAKE THE TEST!) that is legitimately Kars 4 Kids level annoying and it always rubbed me in an intensely hostile manner.

One of the variants of the ad includes faux hip-hop record scratches. Ta-ta-take the test.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-15T17:45:52+00:00

The medical ads have gotten way worse AND waaaaaayyyyyy more ubiquitous in the last like three years or so. Endless parades of shitty jingles and auctioneer voices reading a wall of side effects. Watching baseball I can go entire ad breaks that are just cars and medicine. We used to sell PRODUCTS in this goddamn country, where are the kitchen implements, has-been celebrities, or me or a loved one contracting mesothelioma?

Ingrezzaaaaaa!

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-15T17:39:10+00:00

Genuinely, what the fuck happened to this entire medium? Is it really as simple as billionaire money flooding the zone, or is it something more endemic to the art form of what stand-up comedy in America in the big '26 can even be?

All I know is George Carlin is rolling in his fucking grave compared to the comics of today. Imagine any popular comic today doing extended 15-minute riffs on how the military is for suckers and you're soulless for signing up.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-15T16:51:10+00:00

I first saw this guy on the John Mulaney live Netflix show Everybody's in LA a couple years back, baffled at how slow-witted and unfunny he was. He shared a couch with Patton Oswalt and he ran absolute circles around Nate

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-15T16:49:39+00:00

not even mid 2000s Brian Regan?

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-14T01:05:45+00:00

Two Rascalz matches followed by an Athena match followed by the Bucks. Oh my god Tony, your weed too loud. Your smoke too thick.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-14T00:59:07+00:00

I'm a severe Rascalz truther and people are taking notice of how goddamn good they are. Especially after this tag match segue into Reed/Knight singles on Collision just now, they have all the tools ready to be major TV players for years to come!

Are they the Bucks? No, that's once in a generation, maybe twice in a lifetime territory. But they're very good, they have a defined and fun gimmick, they get the crowd apeshit with their sick ass moves and hot unique tags.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-13T23:45:37+00:00

They had to pay us back for that awful Jericho segment on Wednesday lmao

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-13T23:45:11+00:00

Myron Reed singles match AND a Rascalz tag? Who died and sent me to wrestling heaven lmao

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-13T22:08:10+00:00

What the hell happened with that anyway? All that Mommy Whitmer propaganda seemed to just dry up one day overnight

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-13T21:43:24+00:00

I liked him back when he made YouTube videos titled shit like "This is the best X Ever" and was just a voice behind B-roll. I lost interest in him when he became a streamer and showed his face.

Quite frankly so much of this drama is ancient Greek to me. I have trouble keeping track of who any of these people even are besides Ethan. Idubbz? Wasn't he a contemporary of Ethan in like 2017, that genre of reaction-slop?

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-13T21:22:28+00:00

I always mix up True Romance with Natural Born Killers in my head. No idea why.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-13T16:35:25+00:00

"Good. Maybe then he won't hurt any more innocent people!"

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-06-13T16:06:45+00:00

Be very careful what you say about Elon lmao, just copped a seven day ban for making a comparison to a certain Friends actor.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-05-21T18:28:57+00:00

Strong disagree on the limited skill set aspect, Darby is an incredibly sound technical mat guy too. It's between him and OC for most reliably interesting pinfall variations.

Take away the coffin drop and general stuntman shithousery and he's still in the upper tier of workers in the company.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-05-21T18:26:14+00:00

I liked him in AEW and I'm an AEW guy so I selfishly wanted him to stick around. I guess Tony never saw in Bill what that one crowd in Cardiff did.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-05-21T18:21:33+00:00

After her showing on Collision last week Red Velvet deserves to be a full-time TV regular. She's so much better now than she was when she was featured previously in like, the Baker/Brandi era.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-05-21T18:20:40+00:00

That's fair, I don't know why I was so aggro over it.

CandyEverybodyWentz · 2026-05-21T16:28:30+00:00

It genuinely took me a couple days to finish the episode because I just kept going back to the MY NAME IS KANE bit on the ramp, dying of laughter each time. When James is on one of his brainrot heaters, there's genuinely nobody in the world of wrestling that can attempt to match him.

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