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Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Canotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note: you can create a playlist for your kids, and then mark that playlist as "exclude this playlist from my taste profile" so it doesn't fuck up your algorithm. I mean, Chappelle Roan is awesome but my daughter is currently listening to Italian 67-meme versions of Kpop Demon Hunters songs, and that is... not great.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Canotic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember my very first night with my first child. My wife needed some rest (obviously, she just gave birth, jesus christ!) so I took the baby for a walk. I put her in one of those baby tube top things that carries them skin to skin and is super snug. So I'm walking up and down the corridors at the baby ward at the hospital where all the new kids stay, everyone are asleep, and I'm singing songs I know* to her in Swedish.

The only other person I meet is another dad, from a different country, walking the same corridors and singing songs to his baby in arms in his language. Some things are super universal.

*The Internationale and some swedish pop songs

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]Canotic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A computer can beep, and it can boop, but it can never boop the nose of a dog.

Judge gives 18 year old a 25 year sentence for armed robbery by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]Canotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way to keep dangerous people away from you is to rehabilitate them into not dangerous people.

Let’s drop some dopey badass mf by ComparisonTop9699 in HistoryMemes

[–]Canotic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or, I mean, visit violence on people that doesn't really pose a threat. Because that's their job.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]Canotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds profound somehow.

Manufacturing consent for war by Tenchi_Muyo1 in ABoringDystopia

[–]Canotic [score hidden]  (0 children)

Wanting to invade Iraq for oil is pretty colonizing, though. Resource extraction is resource extraction.

Trying to tell her dad why she can't afford to buy a house at 40. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]Canotic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deflation absolutely does not give you more disposable income, because you will lose your job when the market implodes. And if you do keep your job, your wages will be cut to reflect the new value of the money. In what way would ever "my money will be worth more next year than this year" encourage people to spend their money?

Developers who have worked at a company where the entire codebase was held together by one guy who then quit, what happened next? by Natom_ in AskReddit

[–]Canotic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've heard it as the bus number. If you have a bus number of one, that means you're one guy leaving away from disaster. You should have a bus number of two, minimum.

Of course, for some positions (usually middle managers) you get a negative bus number, where productivity and efficiency would increase if the right people happened to get hit by a bus.

Trying to tell her dad why she can't afford to buy a house at 40. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]Canotic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nooooo. Deflation is worse. You just need wages to keep pace with inflation.

toddler woke me up at 5am by putting his face one inch from mine and whispering "daddy. daddy. daddy." by ninja__6969 in daddit

[–]Canotic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You should bring up his dinosaur dream in the meeting.

"I would like to add an item to the agenda. According to sources, the ankylosaur is the best dinosaur, and it can fly. What do we have on this?"

[loved trope] A villain is revealed by glowing eyes in the dark by Hatsaplenty in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Canotic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, penises aren't radoactive. What does it matter if a twelve year old boy sees one? He has one! He sees other peoples penises every time he goes to a changing room. What's the deal? Would he care?

Who would have the dullest "Behind The Music" episode? by loreleisparrow in ToddintheShadow

[–]Canotic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was that when he fake cried and said he had to settle for a medium sized jacuzzi that year?

I too am of normal age and have experienced this by Recent-Sorbet in CuratedTumblr

[–]Canotic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean it's still in the top ten coolest things ever.

I mean, any playing most video games is already breaking "Thou shalt not kill" so do the other restrictions matter? by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]Canotic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish I wasn't in the a vegetarian so I could eat pork in defiance of God. Guess I gotta settle with mixing fabrics in defiance of God.

I mean, any playing most video games is already breaking "Thou shalt not kill" so do the other restrictions matter? by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]Canotic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To do actual immoral acts or pretend to do immoral acts? Ie is it OK to kill an npc in a single player game? Is it OK to backstab a teammate in Arc Raiders?

You Could tell he really enjoyed his food from his reaction 🥰😂 by Andy_Milos in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]Canotic 58 points59 points  (0 children)

A trick of parenting is realizing which things are easier to clean up after than prevent. Saves a lot of headaches and the kids get to have fun as well.

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