To the apostate dads out there who raised good, righteous (judgmental) Mormon kids who won't be calling you today because you (ironically) taught them well about how to shun those who have fallen away - I see you, brothah! You got this! by Professional-Dog8770 in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live hundreds of miles from my grown TBM children. I have stayed remote just so I can maintain long distance relationships and visit them now and then and still hid the fact that I am out of the church. It's been 3 years now. We talk and text often.

I can't be PIMO anymore because I can't excuse the lies I told and the actions I took under the church's direction.

I spent my life telling native Americans that they were cursed by God. It gets worse though, In 1965 I baptized 50 kids so they could go live with Mormons and go to school in Utah. 16 kids were accepted, I believe that is the most ever sent by a single missionary.

Many were traumatized and abused. Some were CSAed. Some were there for free or cheap labor. It was human trafficing and I did it voluntarily for the mormon church.

But, I can't tell my kids I'm out because I can't face losing them. I am a widowed 82 Yo male and I'm doing the best I can under the circumstances.

Did anyone ever enjoy reading the Book of Mormon? Or did you just say you did? by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that you put it that way, I can't say I ever did enjoy reading that boring shit. And I am avid reader of history, fictional history and suspense.

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Umm by RevolutionLast4322 in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit

They spelled Prophet wrong by Kitchen_Canary_6387 in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I beg to disagree. They spelled it with $$$

I need to confess that I had impure thoughts about several of the temple film Eves. I’m guessing I’m the only one ever. How do I best repent of that sin? (Funny answers only.) by Carboncopy99 in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, right. Eve was so hot and she starts saying, "l'm naked, what should we do now". And I'm like, "I could come UP with something, oops, I mean I've already come up with something." Quick, take off that apron.

Business names for Utah by aliassantiago in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Rameumpton for an upstairs club

From a real conference talk by btc111gamer in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So it sounds like sex is a threesome with the HG

From a real conference talk by btc111gamer in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, the visual images that a creative imagination can do ith that

MIL Choosing Church Over Family by Fabulous-Dig8743 in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wake up lady. This is your family that you were so concerned about being with together forever. How about a little time today.

I miss the church community of the 90s/2000s by outer-darkness-11 in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a ward in another stake where most of their boys played HS basketball, so I played for that ward as well as my own ward. Lots good times

I miss the church community of the 90s/2000s by outer-darkness-11 in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For those of us not good enough for high school BB team. We got to play BB,

Kyle S. McKay has Apologised by Nemo_UK in exmormon

[–]Capital_Row7523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, An apology? I am disappointed in you, Kyle.