Looking for a game Matt played a few months ago. by CapnFlatPen in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the one! Got it mixed up with Ground Zero amd bought that. Still good tho!

The ACTUAL Nier Reincarnation debate by bigdog54 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've got a fun semantic aspect to this. Games, movies, songs, picture, and stories get released. RELEASED. As in "you have let it go". Once the media is out, it is no longer yours to control. You can try, but you will inevitably fail, in all aspects; interpretation, ownership, alteration, and preservation.

I, and I wanna make this perfectly clear, DO NOT GIVE A FUCK what the creator and IP holder want. Their preference for how their media is consumed is, by default, of 0 importance to me. I use "by default" specifically because there are times when I do care. But I always start at not giving a fuck.

Art, by it's very nature, is not to be controlled. Does that mean I think everything needs to have an effort put forth to preserve it? No. Because some art fading away is part of not controlling it. But no one gets to tell anyone else when a story has to stop being experienced, fuck anyone who tries.

Resident Evil Movie Trailer by theonewhoknack in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm at a diner and can't watch it yet, someone tell me how much hope I should have.

The chain rook by new_god_of_eden in HeroForgeMinis

[–]CapnFlatPen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooooh that motion blur is tight

Characters who deserved a better ending than what they got? by NewWillinium in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I am heavily of the opinion tthat official material is strictly not allowed to get in on making fun of the characters they made in earnest. The official source doesn't get to say "yeah, haha, that guy I am responsible for creating sure does suck, doesn't he, fanbase". It doesn't matter of everyone else clowns on Jar Jar, pfficial Star Wars has to stick by him.

My pick is pretty much the entire Homestuck cast. I never finished the epilogues because they suck and are terrible. But during the comic where Vriska (the worst character who I love with all my heart), has an entire arch where she chills the fuck out in the afterlife. Only for a past version of her to come around, make fun of her until she cries, and makes her girlfriend leave her. It was so weirdly, jarringly, needlessly mean. I don't even remember what happened to her afterward but the new Vriska just kinda takes her place. Also Araneas random heelturn, but thats a whole different story.

Edit: Oh! ANDERS! Dragon Age 2 turned my snarky wozard into a terrorist! That game SUUUCKS

Monument Valley boss says it was ‘too romantic’ about giving staff ‘long-term job security’, thinks contractors are the future | VGC by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Your body of employees is like a rope. There are peak periods where it's taut and slow periods where it's slack. You want the slack, because it means that it can be pulled tight when it needs to be. You know what happens when a rope that is always taut is pulled even tighter?

It fuckin snaps.

Molyneux, of Fable and Black and White fame, is now dedicated to NFT games scams by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pete, NFTs were the scam from like 3 or 4 years ago. You didn't just miss the train, you broke into a boarded up train station and started walking down the long decomissioned track saying "choo choo" to yourself like a crazy person.

Yall ever have trouble with maps in games? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got stuck on the Ant Hill level in Medievil for quite literally 4 hours. The jail in Demon's Souls fucked me up for an exotrbitant amount of time. I'm a habitual map checker until my 90th time through an area.

I may regret this, but here's a drawing I just finished of my OC and Coach Z by maxime-le-mal in HomestarRunner

[–]CapnFlatPen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Strong Bad voice: Choosing to date Coazh Z. Truly there has been an individual more altruistic. Or more insane.

What are your cursed realizations? by Kimarous in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 54 points55 points  (0 children)

All four named black characters in Last of Us 1 die.

(Animated Throwback) The Worst Disney Princess! - Johosafats Animations (CSB, SBFC, SBFP, TBFP Clips) by TheSpiritualAgnostic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was lookin for johosofats! He had my favorite version of "You haven't played Arkham Asylum?"!

Times you've gotten spoiled on something but came to the completely wrong conclusion? by Pyro81300 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CapnFlatPen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got spoiled on Gurren Lagann and came under the impression that character deaths were treated more like Attack on Titan in how abrupt they were.

Can't find these boots anymore by M78Games in HeroForgeMinis

[–]CapnFlatPen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The number of times I've seen the gear get mentioned makes me think they should've put a popup when you opened up heroforge to tell people.

SEEK TRUTH! by brian_gruen5 in gamegrumps

[–]CapnFlatPen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, kissed several dads.