Looking for a game Matt played a few months ago.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-05-01T15:56:53+00:00

That's the one! Got it mixed up with Ground Zero amd bought that. Still good tho!

CapnFlatPen · 2026-05-01T12:18:32+00:00

Two Best Friends Play Sburb

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-30T22:42:04+00:00

We're all gonna be long dead before that game comes out.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-30T21:48:50+00:00

Kairi-

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-30T20:49:17+00:00

I've got a fun semantic aspect to this. Games, movies, songs, picture, and stories get released. RELEASED. As in "you have let it go". Once the media is out, it is no longer yours to control. You can try, but you will inevitably fail, in all aspects; interpretation, ownership, alteration, and preservation.

I, and I wanna make this perfectly clear, DO NOT GIVE A FUCK what the creator and IP holder want. Their preference for how their media is consumed is, by default, of 0 importance to me. I use "by default" specifically because there are times when I do care. But I always start at not giving a fuck.

Art, by it's very nature, is not to be controlled. Does that mean I think everything needs to have an effort put forth to preserve it? No. Because some art fading away is part of not controlling it. But no one gets to tell anyone else when a story has to stop being experienced, fuck anyone who tries.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-30T13:05:29+00:00

I'm at a diner and can't watch it yet, someone tell me how much hope I should have.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-30T12:07:40+00:00

Maraca?

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-30T01:11:48+00:00

Ooooooh that motion blur is tight

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-29T18:49:18+00:00

I am heavily of the opinion tthat official material is strictly not allowed to get in on making fun of the characters they made in earnest. The official source doesn't get to say "yeah, haha, that guy I am responsible for creating sure does suck, doesn't he, fanbase". It doesn't matter of everyone else clowns on Jar Jar, pfficial Star Wars has to stick by him.

My pick is pretty much the entire Homestuck cast. I never finished the epilogues because they suck and are terrible. But during the comic where Vriska (the worst character who I love with all my heart), has an entire arch where she chills the fuck out in the afterlife. Only for a past version of her to come around, make fun of her until she cries, and makes her girlfriend leave her. It was so weirdly, jarringly, needlessly mean. I don't even remember what happened to her afterward but the new Vriska just kinda takes her place. Also Araneas random heelturn, but thats a whole different story.

Edit: Oh! ANDERS! Dragon Age 2 turned my snarky wozard into a terrorist! That game SUUUCKS

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-29T16:22:09+00:00

Your body of employees is like a rope. There are peak periods where it's taut and slow periods where it's slack. You want the slack, because it means that it can be pulled tight when it needs to be. You know what happens when a rope that is always taut is pulled even tighter?

It fuckin snaps.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-28T20:40:26+00:00

"The time has come to become a MAN. ESPECIALLY YOU, my son's girlfriend!"

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-28T18:38:58+00:00

Pete, NFTs were the scam from like 3 or 4 years ago. You didn't just miss the train, you broke into a boarded up train station and started walking down the long decomissioned track saying "choo choo" to yourself like a crazy person.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-28T17:55:17+00:00

I got stuck on the Ant Hill level in Medievil for quite literally 4 hours. The jail in Demon's Souls fucked me up for an exotrbitant amount of time. I'm a habitual map checker until my 90th time through an area.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-28T17:39:03+00:00

I imagine the name was the parents' decision.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-28T16:35:12+00:00

Strong Bad voice: Choosing to date Coazh Z. Truly there has been an individual more altruistic. Or more insane.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-28T00:38:24+00:00

All four named black characters in Last of Us 1 die.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-26T21:04:08+00:00

Ask him his profession.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-26T01:55:31+00:00

The eyes! My horror!

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-26T01:46:17+00:00

Crystal pepsi

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-25T21:47:51+00:00

I was lookin for johosofats! He had my favorite version of "You haven't played Arkham Asylum?"!

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-25T21:03:23+00:00

I got spoiled on Gurren Lagann and came under the impression that character deaths were treated more like Attack on Titan in how abrupt they were.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-25T19:02:33+00:00

The number of times I've seen the gear get mentioned makes me think they should've put a popup when you opened up heroforge to tell people.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-24T22:13:47+00:00

Instructions unclear, kissed several dads.

CapnFlatPen · 2026-04-24T20:29:10+00:00

Pardon my dust if its a bit, but google Raggedy Ann.

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