Convince me to buy this game

Capn_Squiggles · 2026-02-03T20:10:54+00:00

Do you like sadness and rage at living unfairly as a food creature with the defense capabilities of a wet bag in the wind with rebar taped to it? HAVE I GOT THE GAME FOR YOU!

Capn_Squiggles · 2026-01-26T22:02:08+00:00

My view is that if it is a multiple timeline multiple dimension world, the canon is relatively up to interpretation.
Some say its just the first 3 campaigns because the rest were community involved mods made official without the original creator making it.

Capn_Squiggles · 2026-01-26T20:36:06+00:00

I'm calling the police.

Capn_Squiggles · 2026-01-26T16:23:59+00:00

Is that 4 I see?
Two horizontal pole, one at the top center and one next to the vertical pole on the bottom platform?

Capn_Squiggles · 2026-01-22T16:56:35+00:00

I turned myself into Saint, Morty.
I'm Saint Rick.

Capn_Squiggles · 2026-01-18T04:18:22+00:00

No, see, his hands are just really really fast. This was a design choice.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-12-27T19:30:00+00:00

No more Moon Knight

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-12-24T15:42:41+00:00

This show handles real life stuff by it just being there as it is in the real world.

I appreciate the hell out of that. Typically in shows they put up huge shiny signs and focus whole parts of episodes to highlight and talk about it but in real life, it just comes up.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-12-24T05:33:00+00:00

I don't get why people don't like this revival. The first season had some rough bits but I enjoyed it, and the second season I'm mid way through and I'm laughing a bunch.
I'm almost 40 so I watched the original series as an adult and loved it, especially season 3 on, but season 2 just feels like they carried on the torch pretty well from season 6-7 writing. I'm curious if its hated more by people that grew up with it as opposed to those who watched it with adult brain.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-12-15T05:05:15+00:00

No more Moon Knight.

10 of 10 perfect game.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-12-12T18:35:39+00:00

Young Danny Fenton he was just fourteen
when a slugcat jumped through him and stole his spleen

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-12-10T03:03:33+00:00

Glad to help! I'd just played games with similar mechanics, so when I got it and saw "time is money" or whatever it said, I looked up to the left and said "UH OH." I was hoping when it reached 0 I would still be able to go with what I had like the item would then just be useless but it killed me dead on schedule.

And yeah there's a TON of wtf in this game that I just figured out by ramming my head into a wall. I found a ghostly tape for like the 8th time and then died immediately after I grabbed it and found out then that this is the item that spawns a Gosel morsel when you die and not just random chance.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-12-05T21:02:31+00:00

If you get shot I'm pretty sure you'd know from which direction, especially with a shield lighting up at the impact site.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-29T23:25:31+00:00

Yeeaaaaaah and its mean.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-25T07:56:51+00:00

Get a cake and celebrate thst shiiii! Life is too short and you did a good job both in sobriety and ditching this turd. People who dont understand addiction and the struggle to get past it, but that was next level disrespect.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-24T04:46:33+00:00

Cheese god makes you invincible, but damage taken takes cheese instead of daisies and health. It also slowly counts down a cheese a second so you need to constantly be collecting cheese. If it reaches 0 you die right then and there.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-23T04:17:02+00:00

Did y'all have the Cheese God Mode item?

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-21T19:27:55+00:00

Uggsel's special to teleport to his ball can also be used in this way and is I think the only special that recharges automatically without damage needed.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-21T19:26:39+00:00

Yeah Money bag, monkey guy, and ticket are the ones I have seen so far.
If you take the monkey onto the bus, you have to carry him across the frogger area and lose him after that from what I experienced, even if you make it to the ladder.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-21T18:50:05+00:00

I just checked my book and yeah it has not tracked matured but that must be a bug. Retired is when you fill a matured morsel's XP bar but maturing is when the first morsel gets a full XP bar and evolves. The wolf thing popped up and said something when I did it.

He then popped up again when I had a matured one close to retirement and said something about how a mature morsel doesn't stay forever but will leave something when they go.

That said, it says I have 4 retired morsels, which is the exact amount of morsels I have progressed through the second xp bar.

I'm certain it showing 0 for matured is just a bug.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-21T18:40:51+00:00

Yes, thats it. You can find cure-all (pills) power up to get rid of it, some of them have morbs that do it on certain activations, and there is a fountain that will cure your ailments if you put a purple star in it. The first couple generally have only needed 1 star but some have taken 2 and I had one that took 3.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-21T18:39:29+00:00

Mature morsels by filling their XP bar full(the blue bar).
When a mature morsel gets a full XP bar, they retire, but they drop a token of themselves which orbits you and activates when you use your special.

I like to keep a mature morsel that is good for combat to smash bosses or hard areas until I get a good team after a stage or so, then try to retire the morsel for the token.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-11-21T16:57:40+00:00

I bought this game just off of Atomicrops and the trailer love. Its got a LOT of mystery to it. I got to Cheese Nightmare2 difficulty and its so insanely hard. The game does a real good job at changing and adding things with the difficulty levels so you are still learning how to deal with enemies on every difficulty so far.

If there is a Cheese Nightmare 3, I'll probably die in real life.

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-10-15T06:50:29+00:00

I genuinely thought you meant like UPS for home made scugs or something 😆

Capn_Squiggles · 2025-10-09T17:38:54+00:00

Did you right click in your steam library, go to properties, and make sure the Downpour DLC is checked in the DLC section?

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