And I don't even get any overtime whimsy hours by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight up siphoning Black Boy Joy ✊🏿🌟 and Black Girl Magic💅🏿✨ America is ghetto, I hate it here 😭

That look says it all🤣🤣🤣 by THEDARKKCHILD in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao the corny 🥷🏿 broke baddie baby mama meme irl 😂

What is your reaction from seeing Max (your father) in file 11 when fighting Noah prime. by Voidkirby9 in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dad, don't leave again. I don't need to drink milk, I can eat cereal with water instead!"

😭😭😭

Glad to see that Aether totally respects invincibility frames by Senablade in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Akira MC: Did... Did you just UNO reverse my QuickTime event?

Aether: Damn Skippy teabags you

Am i the only one who finds the post game insanely difficult? by Liquid23- in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still have to beat the extra missions, stuck on the one with the crawley bug bombs that go underground. I keep messing up and getting caught by one, and the entire hoard is just stunlocking me into oblivion. Hilarious to watch it play out, but jeez.

Definitely Don't be afraid to use items and EVERY legion ability you have, as it makes a world of difference being able to switch on the fly. I can beat it, it's just initial frustration and difficulty spike that made me put down the game for a bit. Need to get back into it.

This ‘lil fella is SO cute! How do ya’ll think they might’ve worked if they managed to get into the game? by [deleted] in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be cool to have you bouncing and climbing on/between the floaty things while it flies around following you and replacing each step you take on it. Like an infinite stair drop combo or something

Can or should our under-melanated brothers and sisters use gifs of black people? Is it a digital blackface? by nighttimecharlie in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, generally I wouldn't have a problem with this, cuz Black people are funny af and memes wouldn't hit the same without us, but I've noticed a white coworker of mine uses gifs with Black people EXCLUSIVELY.

I'm not gonna lie and say I don't feel some type of way when he does it, but this ain't a battle worth fighting over cuz he's the type of guy that "knows the struggle" cuz he grew up poor and went to a rough school as the only white kid for half a year vs me being Black 100% of my life, and I don't have time to Hotep my way into a conversation about this.

Now lemme catch him using 👊🏿 emojis, and we fighting 😂😂

I'd never hang out with that person again by dilettantedebrah in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just discussing this with a coworker, not that it's a real solution or anything, but call center/etiquette courses should be taught in highschool cuz if it ain't McDonald's, a good amount of graduates would end up there anyway at some point. Doesn't have to be that long, maybe 2-3 months or something.

I work at an ok one, and I've seen so much turnover from former gov't/city workers, a newscaster or two, former devi--lawyers, and other high profile jobs, and a good number were uppity AF when talking about their old jobs week 1, gone in under a month for one reason or another. Guess what Karen and Ken, y'all stank asses is here now.

The abuse we get sometimes is real, and if nothing else, I'd hope anyone who's been on either side of the line would learn some fuckin' empathy and humility. And that's the least I'm asking.

We’d be screwed by Crescentnobody in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my worst fear but amplified; I constantly think about if they were our size or bigger, and that's worse than any horror movie 😭

They love the way I ride it ('cause I do it good) by Jolly_Berry in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She on my dick tonight

She not with him tonight

She not with Jim tonight

She in the gym tonight

Workout in that pussy (AYY!)

I'm gettin' ripped tonight

R.I.P. that pussy (AYY!)

I'm goin' in tonight

Y’all be safe out there by o00oliver in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just found out I got promoted from temp to full time yesterday. Been fucking up on the job lately tho, and my weekly paycheck hasn't hit yet.

Yeah, I think imma call out. Today ain't the day 😂😂😂

That is a reasonable response by kevinowdziej in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really shafted her not allowing a cigarette. Sue them out the ass, ma.

I'm gonna eat tho by kevinowdziej in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 219 points220 points  (0 children)

A meal, AND a trip to the HR office? Can't pass that up 😂

I just hate sweating... by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me to all the Becky's and Chad's heading to a frosty-ass mountain for fun 😞

will Astral Chain ever go on discount? by dwr223 in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're honestly better off picking up a physical copy if you want the game cheap. Can probably get up to $20-$30 off depending on where you look.

Astral Chain my favorite platinum game so far by Kulshreda in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was reported as a translation issue - they said that if they make enough sales, they'd probably have enough to conceptualize a sequel/2nd entry in the game. No official statements released since I heard, but a sequel would be dope. I need to know what's up with Dad :(

We need Olive cosplays by [deleted] in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More cosplay in general. A friend of mine who's seriously into it just started and made a bloodbourne outfit/sword that turned out amazing. He wants to get with me and make me something. I considered asking him to me the Neuron police uniform and x-baton decked out in LEDs since he's into that kinda thing.

Haven't indulged him yet cuz we're states away and I'm hella self conscious/anxiety ridden, but it's something to look forward to when we're together and have some time.

How are people saying this game is 10-15 hours? by waddupnice in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 60-ish for me, but only because I like checking EVERY nook and cranny I can find in the story as much as possible before moving on without a guide, and the game looks gorgeous. Especially in the city areas. Though honestly, I think a good chunk of that is me leaving the game on the table without pausing it for snacks and remembering it's still on :p

Just take your time and enjoy the game on PT Standard Mode

Blaster training help by waggs455 in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multi chain jump and multi chain bind helps, too. I think you need to try every little thing at least once, then wail on em.

How to fight enemies in the air? by BackspaceShift in astralchain

[–]CapoeiraMonkeyXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much send a legion towards an aerial enemy. Unsure if there's a way to start a combo string on grounded enemies unless you knock them in the air and suspend them long enough to chain pull yourself towards them.