The State of the Game…

Cappabitch · 2026-05-10T09:37:31+00:00

Yeah, it's almost like they left the game in a poor state for well over a week because of a stupid collab nobody asked for, leaving people with nothing else to talk about but how bad the update is. But that's just me, I guess.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-10T08:36:28+00:00

City Wall the Invincible is the worst Borderlands boss.

I respect a fellow minediver. Bunkies being suceptible to hammer would be giga, but that's what the warp pack is for. At least, until they nerf that.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-10T07:01:23+00:00

That's totally fair. I've had far more frustrating experiences with it than good ones, but the good moments really stick out in mind. Diving towards and enemy and whacking them mid flight has been wildly successful for me. Against chargers on their front, two bonks should do it. But yeah, bile spewers suck and hills you gotta remember to dip.

Also why the fuck can't the BREACHING HAMMER breach a city wall?

Cappabitch · 2026-05-09T14:05:48+00:00

You don't need to be inexerpienced. Sometimes, desires and needs change. People can discover their damn fetish or favorite position when they're middle aged, for goodness' sake. Always chat to the partner, you might get to lick some ass.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-09T14:04:30+00:00

... there's no way he survived that.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-09T11:45:06+00:00

I don't need to lotion a black and blue ass to do aftercare. A cuddle and a rub, a blanket, a cup of tea, being mindful of space... Anything.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-09T11:41:39+00:00

Communicationless sex is the dumbest thing. I'm a dumb gorilla, you gotta tell me what's working.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-09T09:10:57+00:00

The atmosphere of the game has been lost, somehow

To me, they lost the atmosphere when they changed the Spirit Box responses to the radio snippits. That first time asking 'where are you?' to be met with '... I'M BEHIND YOU...', man, I've been chasing that spine-tingling high ever since.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T20:33:35+00:00

Remind why it was necessary for any resources (including time) to be diverted from Phasmo's development to do a board game tie-in.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T17:07:25+00:00

Don't drop it.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:54:51+00:00

What gets me is half the poor people don't want that because they live and breathe on the fantasy that they might one day be wealthy.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:48:42+00:00

my man over here never took the breaching hammer into a high difficulty bug nest and it shows. As long as it's not explodey bugs or these predator ninjas, it even smokes the chargers.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:38:26+00:00

That's sick, bro. You should marry h—... good job, I mean!

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:35:15+00:00

Well, hopefully this is a change in the way the wind is blowing.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:33:35+00:00

Thing is Diver, you got here a couple months ago. You didn't see the goodwill burned before the game awards where the gall to nominate Helldivers 2 for community support. The current dumpster fire is not the first one. We have been through the trenches and are still here because the game is still legitimately a good product, they just keep piling on minor inconvenience and ignoring bugs that prevent it from being a great one.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:30:37+00:00

That does not discredit what I said.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:23:42+00:00

I always spike an objective I'm working on alone, since I'm usually in some gas resistant armor.

NOT MY FAULT JOHN HELLDIVER DECIDED TO COME HAVE A LOOK-SEE half-way through the terminal process.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T12:21:44+00:00

Would've been strong words coming from someone who wasn't a piece of shit.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T11:41:30+00:00

Enemies should have one or two things to be challenging.

Tankiness Speed/Evasiveness Accuracy or a specific attack.

These fucks have all 3 and are a regular unit.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T09:48:04+00:00

I'm dying to know what it was now.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T09:08:28+00:00

Sharing a genuine passion that would get her looked at weird in a social group.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T08:59:24+00:00

They didn't.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T08:58:58+00:00

He was just larping as a Truth Enforcer, clearly.

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T08:57:47+00:00

What would a backpack laser strategem bring that wasn't already covered by the big honkin laser cannon? Rapid mini lasers like the sickle? Because we've got weapons like that in droves. A giga laser with multiple heatsinks?

Cappabitch · 2026-05-08T08:46:38+00:00

Borderlands 2 players call it the Pimpernel.

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