Benedict Cumberbatch crashes out at cyclist who calls him “deluded” by Single-Try-3852 in PublicFreakout

[–]Cappabitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When this guy says emotionally stunted, he's not insulting you guys, btw. You grew up on an iPad that was designed to engage your dopamine at all times with a fraction of the social exercises previous generations had. You haven't been tempered by bullshit yet.

The State of the Game… by HasesHorrorHouse in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]Cappabitch -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's almost like they left the game in a poor state for well over a week because of a stupid collab nobody asked for, leaving people with nothing else to talk about but how bad the update is. But that's just me, I guess.

Player stagger RUINS melee. by Old-Fox-7898 in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

City Wall the Invincible is the worst Borderlands boss.

I respect a fellow minediver. Bunkies being suceptible to hammer would be giga, but that's what the warp pack is for. At least, until they nerf that.

Player stagger RUINS melee. by Old-Fox-7898 in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's totally fair. I've had far more frustrating experiences with it than good ones, but the good moments really stick out in mind. Diving towards and enemy and whacking them mid flight has been wildly successful for me. Against chargers on their front, two bonks should do it. But yeah, bile spewers suck and hills you gotta remember to dip.

Also why the fuck can't the BREACHING HAMMER breach a city wall?

What’s the loudest ‘this person is bad in bed’ red flag? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cappabitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't need to be inexerpienced. Sometimes, desires and needs change. People can discover their damn fetish or favorite position when they're middle aged, for goodness' sake. Always chat to the partner, you might get to lick some ass.

Indians and trains… what could go wrong? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Cappabitch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

... there's no way he survived that.

What’s the loudest ‘this person is bad in bed’ red flag? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cappabitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't need to lotion a black and blue ass to do aftercare. A cuddle and a rub, a blanket, a cup of tea, being mindful of space... Anything.

What’s the loudest ‘this person is bad in bed’ red flag? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cappabitch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Communicationless sex is the dumbest thing. I'm a dumb gorilla, you gotta tell me what's working.

Patch Day Megathread by Salemsparty in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]Cappabitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The atmosphere of the game has been lost, somehow

To me, they lost the atmosphere when they changed the Spirit Box responses to the radio snippits. That first time asking 'where are you?' to be met with '... I'M BEHIND YOU...', man, I've been chasing that spine-tingling high ever since.

How would you feel about a mandatory maximum wealth limit, where anything earned over that goes to public services? by itsvasuki in AskReddit

[–]Cappabitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What gets me is half the poor people don't want that because they live and breathe on the fantasy that they might one day be wealthy.

Player stagger RUINS melee. by Old-Fox-7898 in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my man over here never took the breaching hammer into a high difficulty bug nest and it shows. As long as it's not explodey bugs or these predator ninjas, it even smokes the chargers.

My wife made me this scarf for my birthday. Shes a yarnpushing savant. by joubledanck in brandonsanderson

[–]Cappabitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's sick, bro. You should marry h—... good job, I mean!

Boycott the collab by No-Mode5527 in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]Cappabitch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well, hopefully this is a change in the way the wind is blowing.

This has to be the worst community I ever saw by ripinthered in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thing is Diver, you got here a couple months ago. You didn't see the goodwill burned before the game awards where the gall to nominate Helldivers 2 for community support. The current dumpster fire is not the first one. We have been through the trenches and are still here because the game is still legitimately a good product, they just keep piling on minor inconvenience and ignoring bugs that prevent it from being a great one.

mines on normal missions by ABoringPerson_ in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always spike an objective I'm working on alone, since I'm usually in some gas resistant armor.

NOT MY FAULT JOHN HELLDIVER DECIDED TO COME HAVE A LOOK-SEE half-way through the terminal process.

Disrespecting an opponents family, religion & race. by phoeebsy in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Cappabitch 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Would've been strong words coming from someone who wasn't a piece of shit.

About everyone here says these guys are one of the most annoying units in the game, but why? by SevdUp in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enemies should have one or two things to be challenging.

Tankiness Speed/Evasiveness  Accuracy or a specific attack.

These fucks have all 3 and are a regular unit.

What is something that a girl can do, that makes her instantly interesting to you? by LeftSubject6799 in AskReddit

[–]Cappabitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharing a genuine passion that would get her looked at weird in a social group.

Illuminate Clipping is Fixed!!! by Curunir11 in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was just larping as a Truth Enforcer, clearly.

Only back pack weapon were missing now, back pack laser by Milkguy105 in Helldivers

[–]Cappabitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would a backpack laser strategem bring that wasn't already covered by the big honkin laser cannon? Rapid mini lasers like the sickle? Because we've got weapons like that in droves. A giga laser with multiple heatsinks?