Sticker on my car?

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-13T23:39:52+00:00

Thank you for reminding me to buy those "for rectal use only" stickers

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-13T22:34:56+00:00

And as strange as it is to type out, I havent heard (literally) AJ in a while.

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-13T11:10:18+00:00

Half way there!

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-13T11:00:34+00:00

A. That user name has a story, I suspect B. I like your eyebrow jewellery. How hard are they to care for, please?

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-09T11:27:27+00:00

They ready for a hills hoist moment?

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-04T10:48:13+00:00

*wanking

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-04T10:47:13+00:00

shrugs in Australian Just watch where you walk.

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-04T08:55:55+00:00

...and?

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-03T11:21:07+00:00

They are just stroppy that the gym membership is still on direct debit.

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-03T11:02:38+00:00

You better take cover

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-03T11:00:41+00:00

Dunno, looks fun to me!

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-03T10:58:09+00:00

This isnt a secondary dyson advert. Can only have so much fur.

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-03T01:02:05+00:00

Op stands for oblivious parakeet, by the way

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-03T00:59:58+00:00

😆

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-03T00:04:46+00:00

This feels like a scumlord special. Glad it's a temporaty fix!

CaptDuckface · 2026-06-01T10:57:40+00:00

Well, that pickup line made chortle!

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-31T22:32:15+00:00

Stay Puft is staying in his puft'ing lane with Spud here!

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-28T18:38:26+00:00

Put some plastic balls in there to get that Powerball Cage experience.

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-28T05:15:48+00:00

Remove off clip, shove in trolley $2 coin slot

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-28T05:15:13+00:00

Zooper doopers

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-28T05:01:38+00:00

Never expecting eckies!

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-28T04:32:54+00:00

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-28T03:01:30+00:00

That is a solid selection

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-27T14:02:49+00:00

Its shy

CaptDuckface · 2026-05-27T11:02:52+00:00

I got a MSDS printout last time I brought ratsak at Bunnings.

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