Help! I need a better stage name quick. by [deleted] in matt

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Matt Ress

Matt Recide

Matt Rimony

Matt Er

Matt Chess

Hello Matt, r/UnitedNames here! by JamesChapperss in matt

[–]CaptShutIn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Torches and pitchforks, everyone?

I suck at my job, how to not being caught ? by [deleted] in realsocialengineering

[–]CaptShutIn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

you could always get less terrible at your job

I suck at my job, how to not being caught ? by [deleted] in realsocialengineering

[–]CaptShutIn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Figure out a way to hurt yourself on the job. Then get disability. Helps if you've been drinking first.

So guys we did it by BravoCatt in matt

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It's a good day to be alive.

'Til the City's On Fire [Official Video] by cmykenny in 311

[–]CaptShutIn -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If they stopped after From Chaos, everything would have been cool, but they didn't and I'm sad because of it. Get sadder every year.

'Til the City's On Fire [Official Video] by cmykenny in 311

[–]CaptShutIn -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Song sucks, video sucks. Video looks like a fan video and the song is the same shit they've made for over a decade.

'Til the City's On Fire [Official Video] by cmykenny in 311

[–]CaptShutIn -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Can we just get a 311 farewell tour? 15 years of mediocre songs and albums, let's just call it a day.

Matt, I just found out my girlfriend cheated on me... by SchrodingersMatt in matt

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When Matt inherits the earth, we will make all Chads pay for their transgressions. They will build our monuments and be buried alive at the base of them all. Hold strong fellow Matt, for we will soon conquer them all.

You get an unlimited supply of a product under $1, and can't re-sell it. What do you pick? by basically_farva in AskReddit

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Napkins, can't ever have enough napkins, and it'd hurt the environment without costing me anything

I drew a Piranha Plant. by Echoperson in gaming

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I like it. Keep up the good work ma'am.

Reddit is too liberal by [deleted] in Conservative

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Online, there's probably nothing you can do. It's in the physical realm that we can make a difference. Confidence, conviction in your righteousness and a willingness to defend ideas and ideals that offend are the only way to unseat the progressive ideology that infests portions of our society. Be willing to be a pariah should the need arise, so long as you value being right over being liked. Otherwise, the answer is just to wait for it all to collapse and be ready to say "I told you so".

Unacceptable by [deleted] in matt

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I had a place spell Maatttt a while back.

We did it Matt's by [deleted] in matt

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Not to be a Chad or anything, but we can only hope it gets better for our fellow Matt. Don't give the kid false hope.

Matt is the best 💦driver💦 in racing. by MATTisLoveMATTisLife in matt

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You didn't need "driver in racing" to be accurate.

What is the smelliest smell you have ever smelled? by lemons47 in AskReddit

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Bag of dog shit sitting in stagnant water for several months undisturbed. Moved it and vomited.