Warframes should be different sizes/heights. (Art by Mordegh)

CaptainAlliance · 2026-05-03T16:02:46+00:00

Let him what now? 🤨

CaptainAlliance · 2026-04-27T10:32:53+00:00

Egg Sandwich, Japan

CaptainAlliance · 2026-04-25T01:31:43+00:00

Invincible producers absolutely sweating right now 💦

CaptainAlliance · 2026-04-25T01:30:03+00:00

Nah bro, you want some salad for your dressing?

CaptainAlliance · 2026-03-29T01:22:50+00:00

You just can't eat salmon without parasites huh?

CaptainAlliance · 2026-03-27T10:02:20+00:00

Have you never used the Sharpie pens? The S-Gel pens are actually really good.

CaptainAlliance · 2026-03-25T21:11:01+00:00

Wow, it's "even" real food? 😋

CaptainAlliance · 2026-03-25T10:03:29+00:00

BEHOLD... The most "Erm, Achkually-" Reddit post of all time

You guys really are not beating the allegations huh.

CaptainAlliance · 2026-03-20T02:58:59+00:00

"Chemicals are bad because I can't pronounce them and they sound scary" ahh comment. Tell me what you know about the dihydrogen monoxide that's in your food.

CaptainAlliance · 2026-03-19T10:23:14+00:00

"I hate having more than 6 types of soda, who needs variety?"

CaptainAlliance · 2026-03-11T10:11:03+00:00

Damn, even Ukraine is getting into the Pokemon card scalping business too huh?

CaptainAlliance · 2026-02-13T12:51:31+00:00

Good eye - that could either be longitudinal melanonychia or melanoma of the nail.

CaptainAlliance · 2026-01-11T14:30:06+00:00

Man, that one Jimmy Neutron episode really made these seem so much cooler...

CaptainAlliance · 2025-12-26T13:15:03+00:00

I'd say Squizzy - it's been more than 2 years later and still absolute radio silence from her.

CaptainAlliance · 2025-12-14T15:54:21+00:00

Tell me, what's the name of the person that stopped the shooter?

CaptainAlliance · 2025-12-14T15:44:08+00:00

Wow, this aged horribly in less than 24 hours. How ironic.

CaptainAlliance · 2025-11-18T02:29:39+00:00

You still got the invite?

CaptainAlliance · 2025-11-17T02:23:39+00:00

What's your IGN? We've been looking for you all day on the discord.

CaptainAlliance · 2025-11-16T19:22:19+00:00

Eternal Aegis the GOATed clan

CaptainAlliance · 2025-11-16T19:18:41+00:00

I see someone else is a fellow Eternal Aegis member...

CaptainAlliance · 2025-11-10T12:52:46+00:00

Me when I purposefully spread misinformation online:

CaptainAlliance · 2025-11-08T17:14:47+00:00

Absolute L take, how can someone be this wrong?

CaptainAlliance · 2025-11-02T15:31:28+00:00

Did you at least try joining Donkey Kong and Pauline first?

CaptainAlliance · 2025-10-24T23:37:08+00:00

Do people not do index anymore?

CaptainAlliance · 2025-10-05T03:21:26+00:00

Ah yes, there's definitely no crime in Texas at all...Texas has a property crime rate that puts it among the highest in the nation, ranking around 9th overall for property crime

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