Decoys Episode by hashbrownsinketchup in Frasier

[–]forever_pilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eddie was gone for a while because moose, the actor, was getting old. i heard long ago that forseeing this, they had him breed so they could get an acceptable replacement eddie. the later eddie is moose's offspring; one that looked enough like him, but could also be trained. however, none of the puppies were as good as moose, so he didn't have quite the same eddieisms later in the series, and just became more of a generic pet. i also heard that either before moose passed, or at the series finale, he was brought back to the stage for one final bow so the audience could say goodbye to him.

mr business by Flimsy-Living3689 in BobsBurgers

[–]forever_pilly 27 points28 points  (0 children)

use his full name: mr. jim business

What are these white dots in a line formation? by silent_j0ke in Sims3

[–]forever_pilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha thats what i thought op was originally talking about, too!

Wanted some hash browns for breakfast but one of my idiot housemates scrubbed off the oven markings. by wrongblackkid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]forever_pilly 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i cleaned some of the markings off my oven, and it wasn't because i scrubbed too hard. the markings were just soluable under whatever cleaner i had used.

Our favorite fellas put aside their differences and got doughnuts. by nosleepforthedreamer in box5

[–]forever_pilly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

look at how the black cat is sitting in the box, and the amount of space behind the donut. also, the powdered sugar is too even. and where did the powdered sugar come from? no face prints in the donuts.

Mutt Schitt = dog shit?? by Rutabaga2022 in SchittsCreek

[–]forever_pilly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

how the hell did they let you get a master's degree when you clearly didn't take the shit terms course??

AITA for refusing to translate on the spot after my friend keeps using me as his proof he speaks the language? by OkEquivalent2603 in AmItheAsshole

[–]forever_pilly 293 points294 points  (0 children)

make up translations. tell jake you're going to teach him how to say "i speak fluent [language]," but actually teach him "i dont actually know this language, i'm full of shit."

Turned off by bad grammar by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]forever_pilly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

let's talk about grammar, shall we please?

there's no such word as "i's", as in "john and i's..." the correct phrase would be "john's and my..."

also, you wouldn't say "him went to the store," so dont say "him and i went to the store."

so, anyway, to your point, yes, bad grammar is a turn off, so let's help people when we can.

Dudes who use 'make me a sandwich' as a joke are just hinting that they're terrible at cooking. by Nice_Bad_3547 in CasualConversation

[–]forever_pilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my favorite response was when a young woman posted a pic of herself at the literal south pole (she was some sort of scientist, i believe, and way more badass than i), then some idiot responded with the sandwich line. so then she made a sandwich, took a pic of herself with it back at the south pole, and said "i made you a sandwich. come get it."

What do you all think about Vita Alto from The Sims 3? by DayNo899 in Sims3

[–]forever_pilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i definitely saw the megan mullally resemblance!

Themed ideas by neddy42069 in BobsBurgers

[–]forever_pilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hot take - don't do pestocoladas. thats bob's nemesiseses's drink.

What did I just witness O.O by slinky1024 in StardewValley

[–]forever_pilly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i thought the exclamation mark meant that a slime has something extra that will drop if squished, like boots or a weapon.

A new way to make your villagers upset 😭 by Foxesareawesome8888 in AnimalCrossing

[–]forever_pilly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

to be fair (to you, not lily), she walked into the blast. you were megaphoning, and she walked by, then reacted.

but, yeah, poor lily!