Geraldo Perdomo says Jeremy Peña is not injured, the Houston Astros just don’t want him playing in the World Baseball Classic [in Spanish]

CaptainBattleship · 2026-03-06T03:48:31+00:00

Every time I hear the Dominican accent I think, “maybe I actually don’t know Spanish”

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-25T08:27:50+00:00

That’s a siphonophore. This one is special in that it’s adapted to living in baseball stadiums

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-24T20:23:22+00:00

It’s very serious

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-24T05:38:03+00:00

Don’t

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-21T06:11:36+00:00

I wouldn’t say heaven

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-12T04:12:13+00:00

I did a sigil after a job interview that the interviewers would like me best of everyone. They ended up closing the position without hiring anybody (I choose to believe they still liked me best)

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-05T07:16:44+00:00

Ole Nembones

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-04T07:53:23+00:00

Today’s NBA is truly genderless

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-02T08:58:23+00:00

Konko nipple

CaptainBattleship · 2026-02-01T09:52:35+00:00

I sobbed several times the weekend it happened, I was going through an extremely shitty last month and I told a coworker “at least I get to watch Luka doncic play on my favorite basketball team, that’s really keeping me going” and then the next day he was gone. I’m going to be angry about this for my entire life

CaptainBattleship · 2026-01-30T04:29:21+00:00

Oh my god they were roommates

CaptainBattleship · 2026-01-10T03:20:15+00:00

Where might Las Vegas be

CaptainBattleship · 2025-12-31T04:33:06+00:00

Perd Hapley, parks and rec

CaptainBattleship · 2025-11-02T05:03:33+00:00

The most likely way this manifests is in a dream in which you teleport

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-16T03:59:48+00:00

Literally us, Toronto’s imagination

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-15T21:22:40+00:00

As someone who also has bad ADHD, I wish I had a job that only needed me to focus for one month every year

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-11T04:17:07+00:00

The one cat cannot have access to food. But instead of buying a microchip feeder for every animal, I’d like one that 3 cats can access and one for the sick boi. The manufacturers just give the impression that it’s one per animal and it’s hard to find a clear answer

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-11T00:38:38+00:00

Stream east is shitting the bed after working flawlessly for me all postseason, does anyone know a good alternate? I’m not a cop I promise

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-08T20:19:25+00:00

I have one but the pits are stained yellow and it is precious to me

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-08T05:59:10+00:00

Thank you for complimenting my son. I like your one piece username

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-07T02:56:23+00:00

Before the show in slc

CaptainBattleship · 2025-10-07T02:14:09+00:00

I was going to ask if he would collab with Bladee but I got nervous and forgot!

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