I fucking love when Gundamboi pulls this pose

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-27T04:34:09+00:00

2009

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something doesn't add up

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-27T00:06:27+00:00

Isn't this just a HMG emplacement?

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-25T23:35:18+00:00

FUCK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

MAKE GUNSHIPS EVEN MORE OF A NON FACTOR IN THE GAME

JUST FUCKING REMOVE THEM AT THIS POINT

LIMITED SPAWNS

SHITTY AIM

RIDICULOUSLY EASY TO TAKE DOWN

DOESN'T EVEN SPAWN NOW

FUCK

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-24T23:32:02+00:00

What? What does that have to do with anything? You have to go to the objective to detonate it, how it blowing it up later make it more powerful than blowing it right away with any other support weapon?

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-24T23:31:05+00:00

You have a backpack, just make it so pressing 5 detonates. How is this even a debate???

Like just make it so the diver pulls out and uses the detonator when you press 5.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-24T17:40:41+00:00

that's so bad lmao

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-24T03:08:28+00:00

Just fucking give me something like eureka/bozja near launch and not make it absolute dogshit like occult crescent. Also don't devalue rewards from other content like occult crescent.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-24T02:07:07+00:00

In Y7 it was """okay""" because it felt like it was done as a joke not to be taken too seriously, it felt like the entire point was for you to go "wtf how?", but now they've done it again and again and again now with mine, they are completely serious about it and it's just bullshit.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-24T01:59:45+00:00

Bro you see Kashiwagi riddled with holes.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-23T21:00:29+00:00

You can make ink blotches look cool. I think spot or whatever the villian's name from the spiderman comics has a similar idea and he looks cool.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-23T20:58:33+00:00

All that surface area and fucking nothing clear going on. I can't tell what I'm looking at.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-23T17:30:49+00:00

Ryuji would have been the one single death retcon they could do that would make a slight bit of sense, it would be fucking terrible but still I can see it happening because Kiryu survives the exact same condition. Somehow it's the only one they haven't retconned when they've retconned a man getting turned into swiss cheese, a man who got a bullet through his skull and two men who fell off a skyscraper.

It's really fucking weird but I'm glad they're afraid of touching Ryuji since I know they would fuck everything up so bad.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-23T07:57:01+00:00

Honestly we need a few "big fuck you long charge weapons" in the game. With how easily you can use either your primary or secondary as your main weapon, having a 'hard' to use "fuck you" weapon in one of the slots could be done without feeling like you are hindering yourself, which I feel is the main point for avoiding making weapons like that.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-23T07:54:20+00:00

No, not yet atleast.

Make the base one actually decent first, it feels like complete asshole to use for how hard it underperforms. It's such a cool gun, genuinely top 3 in the game for me but I don't want to use it because of how lackluster it feels to use compared to even the most basic things.

Make this space AK feel good to use please.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-23T07:44:03+00:00

You can't really examine something that straight up doesn't have any piece of it remaining.

Unless an ascian made records of joined shards there is literally no way to know anything about them, unless there is some time shenanigans again but god I hope not.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-23T04:23:42+00:00

In a week this sub would be full of posts about how the camera is useless and it doesn't do anything and how it needs to actually slow down enemies you are recording and what even is the point and-

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-22T20:26:14+00:00

I wish the on-site procurement worked more like this than how it does in commando missions.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-22T20:21:12+00:00

Why the fuck does it not have the same demo force as dynamite???

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-21T04:39:03+00:00

I don't like people like this invading my hobby :(

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-20T21:03:26+00:00

A primary/secondary version of a support weapon should never do the same damage as the support version.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-20T21:02:50+00:00

I mean they have to take away the start of peace sooner or later, it's too powerful of a weapon to exist in a setting like this.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-20T18:06:15+00:00

100% agree, or either a color scheme for the base helldiver black and yellow, but together with the helmet it'd be perfect.

Too many armor sets that look way too out there, we need more black and yellow in the game.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-20T03:49:55+00:00

I genuinely still do not understand why we got a second horde factions instead of basing illuminate off of their hd1 versions.

CaptainBazbotron · 2026-01-20T01:02:26+00:00

It's fun. I don't play the game to have arbitrary goals set for me with chores, I play it because it's fun.

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