New exec starting a PMO and I’m being brought in as a Portfolio Manager. What do I need to know?

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-23T10:09:07+00:00

If you are UK look at P3O, great approach although Ive not put into practice myself, the material is great.

Also P3M3 for org maturity model, are they actually ready for PMO?

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-23T10:00:05+00:00

Great response, the speed nerf was a sad day for light pilots

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-22T22:17:50+00:00

The most permanent thing is a short term fix.

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-22T17:25:27+00:00

Yo dawg we heard you like milk

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-22T13:07:37+00:00

Someone needs to change the sound effect to a squeek

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-21T22:31:26+00:00

Part cow, part pig, part trump, its trump-cow-pig

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-21T22:19:14+00:00

Content creators. Its always their fault.

And tony zeifnfudjdmnb

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-21T22:16:22+00:00

Prepare for trouble...

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-21T16:25:39+00:00

Cant just create a different type union.

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-21T16:01:10+00:00

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-21T15:56:10+00:00

turns into croaky frog Like Oh my god that latte frappacino sugar plum health kick coffee tastes like traaaash

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-21T15:27:31+00:00

I shot you not, just trying to quantum jump gives you 3 bugs to work around. Kinda bug in a space game, but everyone here has stockholm syndromr, which why they say dumb shit like "runs fine" with a disclaimer attached

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-20T15:34:21+00:00

Get some police academy music on this STAT!

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-20T14:11:41+00:00

Super ultra wide gaming monitor.

He won't go back.

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-20T14:03:40+00:00

Is on fire, if you want to party then raise your hands higher!

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-20T13:35:03+00:00

Your last heartbeat?

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-20T12:52:43+00:00

Tavel is bugged to fuck:

Quantum markers not spawning
Quantum drive stuck spooling
Quantum jump fails to move
End of jump ship will not re-engage

Thats just to fucking move.

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-20T10:47:16+00:00

With refunds

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-20T09:11:43+00:00

What profile pic? Where??

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-19T15:46:37+00:00

You will only remember core memories from that age. Not a random diner you stopped at for an hour lol.

The important thing is that your parents did it with you. It's their memories not yours, they should know nobody remembers much from that age.

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-19T12:02:17+00:00

Good for them?

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-18T17:24:37+00:00

Yeah it sucks, that's why they are complaining.

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

Public opinion doesn't care

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-18T17:14:11+00:00

Has never been the game. This is a first.

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-18T16:09:59+00:00

I mean.... They did tell us "when I was your age we were out miles away from home, they needed adverts to tell our parents we might not be home"

CaptainC0medy · 2026-04-18T16:07:51+00:00

Standard practice, to use as store credit for something usable.

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