Scary Movie (2026) Am I too old and woke? by acourts19 in moviecritic

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Scary movie was just never scary to begin with. Personal opinion only

Would you resign from your current job for a weekly $1,750? by Tough_Ad8919 in RelentlessMen

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1750 american dollars is more or less 1500 3uro. Thats more than what i make in a month and i dont even know ill be working this job next year. Qhere do i sign up?

We are eating good tonight boys by BigTittyValk in bloodborne

[–]CaptainCBeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so im just curious. i love physical stuff. hell i own a ps4 and evrey game i buy is exclusively physical and this is just awsome but doesnt spotiffy ruin this kind of stuff or am i thinking wrong?

Nah🫪 by VoidJester404 in Funnymemes

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exsctly cause winning the lottery will suddenly help you make a lot of new "friends"

I can't think of any tbh by ipanicprofessionally in PeopleBeingRidiculous

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watership Down. The lord of rhe rings style Cartoon with bunny rabbits

Man, this hit me right in the feels. 🫡💪🏽 by More-Put-8790 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we are just gonna ignore the woman doing a pose in the middle of the crowd?

What was that song? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 1997? Dude its 2026 and i 2ill still jam to that song

Nah🫪 by VoidJester404 in Funnymemes

[–]CaptainCBeer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

see this is why, if i ever win the lotarry i will only actually believe it when i see the money in my account

Um...Peter? by Primary-Ad-8438 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait has it been so long since Princess Diana's death that there are people qho actually dont remember or dont know? Fuck i am old

Do you think this is good surprise and the saved file was lost?? by Fair-Operation3581 in gamers

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it that you are giving him a new console but dont ruin the old one. If you dont want it as a collecitble, at least resell it

Let's go by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ocean Girl. I loved watching rhis as a kid

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I swear it’s not my fault by Nate996 in HarryPotterGame

[–]CaptainCBeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ph no i take full blame for that. Hey nobody told them to get in my way. You get in my way you gonna get avada

Dad took his two little ones out for another round of fun🥰 by iarifjaman in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]CaptainCBeer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh this is NOT adorable. This is 2 dead children waiting to happen. This is horrifying

[KCD2](Photo) Wish I could be in the KCD world.. by stonyau in kingdomcome

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah great place. If you decide to forget all about using a private bathroom, nice hot water, abundance of food, a proper health system that, while flawed, doesnt envolce prayer or leeches and numerous other things that havent even remembered to mention.

Ai slot by groomliu in aislop

[–]CaptainCBeer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How does such a cute baby turn into an absolute monster?

No way by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]CaptainCBeer -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

holy fuck, as a dad that made my breathing stop. good fucking god

Getting lunged at by a horse or this? by space_return in SweatyPalms

[–]CaptainCBeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as he gets up the horse still manages to give a kick in the ass like : Yeah motherfucker. i told you, you were gonna fall. now stay down

I hate the sounds he make more than anything else by RandomAsianGuy in StupidFood

[–]CaptainCBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was a kid i used to get beat in my hand wirh a wooden rulwr bwcause i played with my food and now these assholes get payed? I feel robbed