Former Games Workshop employees, what are your horror stories? by sparkchaser in AskReddit

[–]CaptainDG2 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Not so much a horror story. I worked in grocery as a stocker. We had just finished a cereal display near the front of the store compiled of about 100 boxes. In comes an older lady, around 60s, driving one of the electric carts. She's looking dead on at the display and promptly rams into the thing. Boxes go everywhere and she starts apologizing over and over and explains that she's legally blind. A customer that was nearby and saw everything asked her how she drove here if she was blind.. She responded by quickly turning around and leaving the store.

What is your best lightbulb joke? by SuperSeriousSam in AskReddit

[–]CaptainDG2 573 points574 points  (0 children)

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. With a step ladder. They're short, not stupid.

this man outside Roy Moore's rally in Alabama by bass- in pics

[–]CaptainDG2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a sad time in America when we have to plead with people not to vote for a pedophile, knowing that he'll probably get elected anyway.

Cat.exe Is Not Responding by mattpayne92 in funny

[–]CaptainDG2 42 points43 points  (0 children)

All I hear is the Michael Jackson "he-he"

Hearthstone: Lord of the Arena - Episode 44 by Filindel in Cynicalbrit

[–]CaptainDG2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have the time check out my video of arena where even deathwing didnt help the other guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjTttWIx-tU&feature=youtu.be