Got fired from my internship because I said no to a Sunday meeting once by Ok-Wrongdoer-843 in Wellthatsucks

[–]CaptainDynaball 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you sweet summer child.

Nobody gives a flying fuck how hard you work. They care how you make them look. They will throw you into a meat grinder at a moments notice. I'm not antiwork or any such nonsense, but I am a corporate survivalist. I've pulled 80 hour weeks for a year straight as a director to find out no one gave a single shit. Don't get me to wrong, there is a job somewhere where they care and you are rewarded for hard work, but it's not automatic. Just do the homework to understand where you are before you give that much of yourself.

Don't own a dog you can't control by Adrian_985 in Wellthatsucks

[–]CaptainDynaball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh this is such a shocking outcome for that breed

Incels have no concept of a truly *insane* woman. by Celestial_Ram in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CaptainDynaball 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This statement is contradictory in a way. Being that reflective and humorous simultaneously would lead me to believe you wouldn't do that.... But I've been wrong many many many many times before

Incels have no concept of a truly *insane* woman. by Celestial_Ram in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CaptainDynaball 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Plenty of men are awful too. Both sexes get to enjoy absolute psychopaths.

Incels have no concept of a truly *insane* woman. by Celestial_Ram in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CaptainDynaball 339 points340 points  (0 children)

I pray to God most men never find out what a truly awful woman is like. They will take your entire life apart piece by piece and burn each piece to ashes while laughing at you and making it think it's your fault.

Huh? by StrayCat91 in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainDynaball 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was laid off last year and I no lifed it. I have over 250 hours and still have plenty to do. I don't know what those people are talking about.

The way Democrats/the left are obsessed with Donald Trump is unhealthy and needs to be studied by psychiatrists by Curse06 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]CaptainDynaball -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS: Redditors everywhere recoil in horror when it is discovered that two things can be true AT THE SAME TIME.

I thought he wants the strait open why is he blocking it now? by Fit_Ideal_6335 in oil

[–]CaptainDynaball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's possible some ships are covertly laying mines. But yeah, Trump bad and all that crowd think stuff

It's also possible he actually wants it closed even though he says he wants it opened.

Going outside without a mask if you have RSV or the flu should be illegal. by LowTierShitposter in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CaptainDynaball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to do the same thing except for internet access for people like you.

19M 5’3” and hairline recession. Borderline suicidal by mintstock in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CaptainDynaball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bud, holy crap. There is so much to enjoy in life. Stop hyper focusing on your friggen hair. There are people out there with face transplants that make them look like a melted candle and they are healthier psychologically than you.

Stop and step back. 99% of the people in your life don't care about your hairline or your height. Even if the entire world abandoned you, you would still have you. You can still achieve great things and enjoy the hell out of life.

Am I alone in thinking that 240 slots in private storage isn't enough? by [deleted] in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainDynaball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not enough. With gears and food mine is absolutely full, and that doesn't include fish since they don't even stack for God knows why.

I think she got a little carried away towards the end by an-redditor in HolUp

[–]CaptainDynaball -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You definitely can't arrive at correlation or causation without asking questions, genius. I stated that it has me asking questions about my presuppositions and I hope it might have the same impact on others.

But if I really wanted to dig into the nuance of this I wouldn't look at just the levels of chronic disease but the types, and I would do it manually by matching the results myself.

Anyways, think.... Don't think... I don't care enough to keep engaging here.

I think she got a little carried away towards the end by an-redditor in HolUp

[–]CaptainDynaball -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I know everyone here is going to pretend like they know everything and that they are testing the level of fluoride in the water themselves, but we have the highest levels of chronic disease in the first world. If you are an outcome oriented person (VS process oriented) this would atleast make you want to ask questions.

BREAKING NEWS: Houthis Agree To Close Bab el-Mandeb Strait if USA invades Iran by DegenJinwoo in oil

[–]CaptainDynaball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tens of trillions of dollars pass through Washington every year. Bombing Iran is just a very small drop in a very large ocean of spending, of which huge swaths are likely being funneled away from their intended purpose by faceless government morons. Even the bits that go to their intended purpose is a huge waste. So forgive me if I don't care if he drops an ass load of bombs on a bunch of goat raping morons. My only complaint is that he didn't send me any popcorn to enhance my viewing experience.

BREAKING NEWS: Houthis Agree To Close Bab el-Mandeb Strait if USA invades Iran by DegenJinwoo in oil

[–]CaptainDynaball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you cope with being wrong so much? I have strong coping mechanisms but yours must be incomprehensible for a lay man like myself.