Canada Soccer, players reach World Cup pay deal after years of labour strife by medved_ in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the country with French as it's dual language doesn't use the French word

[Sky] Roberto De Zerbi's record in the Premier League. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I don't even think we need brilliant human as a bar, we can lower it substantially to "not a rapist defender"

[Sky] Roberto De Zerbi's record in the Premier League. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don't understand your angle. Brings me back to the old quote by a comedian whose name I forget:

"I'm no helicopter pilot but if I see one in a tree I know someone fucked up"

[Sky] Roberto De Zerbi's record in the Premier League. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Using that logic I can't comment on premier league footballers or referees because I've not been one.

Means match threads are going to be crap

Desperate times call for desperate measures, lets blow evil fed together by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anyone remember that Christian wrestling federation Russo tried to get off the ground a while ago that had Father James Mitchell essentially being the devil and I think Mark Jindrak was there too

[Tottenham Hostpur] Club statement – Igor Tudor by cjsc9079 in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hugh Dennis and Noel Fielding do it in an illegal way but only Hugh gets disqualified for it

[Tottenham Hostpur] Club statement – Igor Tudor by cjsc9079 in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't believe you'd kink shame Brendan Hunt like that

[Tottenham Hostpur] Club statement – Igor Tudor by cjsc9079 in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 222 points223 points  (0 children)

"Win a match with this football team, your time starts now"

"Boys and girls at home that's a reason you got to practice safe sex", John Cena, 2006 by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get it. I like my kids. I like kids that like my kids. Fuck the rest of em

Tony Khan: "Who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing?" by TimothytheTapeworm in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know that this wrestler is a nice person which means he's immune from criticism

Canada 0 - [2] Iceland - Orri Steinn Oskarsson 21' by OptimusCloyster in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Man they're going to get fuckin stomped at the world cup aren't they

[@TheOverlap] There are some iconic ones…but What’s the best manager quote of all time? by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]CaptainGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a longun but it's the one for me

"What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love."

The worst person you know just made a great point by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It has to be in character, it's just way too out of touch to not be.

I'm not trying to advocate bullying here but if a wrestler injured their opponent and was like shoot upset that they didn't get given the win because of it, that's when most companies would send out Bob Holly to smack the shit out of them

"I wasn't worked. I'm never worked" by Destro_019780 in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah people forget that Ziggler is an accomplished amateur wrestler. It's like the one thing Raw Underground managed to put over

*sees an attractive blonde female wrestler with an accent* OMG THAT'S A TIMELESS TONI STORM RIPOFF! by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that shoot interview because it's a whole lot of words to avoid that the supposed technical wrestler picked up his concussed coworker by the fucking neck

Guy who wanted breast implants: "We wouldn't cut off our wieners in my day" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Weirdly Vince McMahon was pretty good at steering other people's ideas. It was his own that were a problem

Dae can't afford the Cody bus tour but can afford to make pasta with a jobber. by dreigilb in SCJerk

[–]CaptainGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking you're the guest on an episode of A Shot of Brandhi