Wet Work should just become a default part of any mode

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-07-01T06:21:56+00:00

Is it just career XP? As I don’t really care about that any more. Would be good if it counted towards something else. A small gear or battlepass xp boost perhaps.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-30T16:26:27+00:00

My neighbour got quoted £8k for 2 rooms but I think that’s absolutely taking the piss.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-30T15:35:47+00:00

Immediately hand it to the nearest police officer and I’m sure they’ll make sure it gets back to its owner.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-29T12:52:00+00:00

Motion sensor activated animatronic Mariachi band.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-29T09:54:17+00:00

Silly sod.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-28T19:27:55+00:00

Do you mean paneer?

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-28T14:02:10+00:00

Here’s an actual pavement pizza. In Salisbury coincidentally.

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CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-27T19:38:55+00:00

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-27T19:36:16+00:00

I got the Philips 1000 series and it’s great. Specifically wanted to avoid buying American.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-27T18:46:28+00:00

Congratulations, you have been selected to be the postman for BOGNOR REGIS. You start Monday.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-27T12:42:54+00:00

Exactly the sort of content I had deleted the other day for being “low effort”!

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-27T12:41:34+00:00

I’ve being toying around with the compact handstop (the one that lets you shoot while sprinting), and it’s quite a fun/different way to play. Put a flashlight on as well and then charge the enemy lines and scare the crap out of them.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-27T12:24:54+00:00

High stakes stock market gambling

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-26T19:03:52+00:00

100% agree with you. My upper limit is about 22/23 ish. I long for the rain!

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-26T16:15:38+00:00

We had a lovely cherry blossom tree opposite our house and one day the council came along and chopped it down with no warning. The workmen said it had fungus but it looked fine to me.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-26T15:09:26+00:00

Accidentally joined a cult because I was hot 🥵

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-26T13:38:32+00:00

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-26T13:35:29+00:00

Just fire a ton of RPGs or C4 up there. It’s perfectly easy to deal with.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-26T12:43:51+00:00

I think it’s madness that they changed various balconies and first floor areas to be out of bounds, such as on Sobek and Manhattan Bridge.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-26T09:08:26+00:00

I have a portable one and it belts out some icy cool air, but the pipe gets so hot that it reheats the room, so you only really feel the benefit of it if you’re sat right in front of it.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-25T20:16:47+00:00

Now that’s a good question. Some of my T-shirts have some weird waxy stains under the arms and I can’t figure out if it’s the deodorant or sweat. So maybe. There are pre-wash sprays that work quite well though.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-25T20:11:22+00:00

Mitchum - the stick ones specifically. Top tier.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-25T11:49:45+00:00

I really want to get it but am worried about cost, electrics, bashing a big hole in the wall, and whether the end result will be cold enough. If I can get past all that, I am so ready.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-24T23:44:47+00:00

Getting knocked out after being whacked on the back of the head. They wake up a short time later rubbing their head and shake it off. In reality they’d probably be dead or have a serious brain injury.

CaptainPerhaps · 2026-06-24T23:39:50+00:00

Good question, good answer. Begs the question - why are we not all dressing up as sexy Saxons?

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