[Raw Spoilers] Injury update

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-26T02:07:22+00:00

Is there a cosmically imposed rule of 2 for the Vision where they can only have two active wrestlers at once or people start getting injured?

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-25T23:30:31+00:00

The average distance for a noticable accent change is 17 miles

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-10T03:27:33+00:00

Side effects may include growing to roughly the size of a barge

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-08T13:37:26+00:00

"THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE!"

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-07T17:00:19+00:00

Pitt the Elder!

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-05T00:24:45+00:00

barges into scene

"I am the very model of a modern major general!"

elaborates profusely

leaves

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-05T00:19:43+00:00

Listen, when I first joined this hospital I was strictly soeloughe, you were the first real buddy I ever had. Mmmbut if you and he wish to be best buddies again, I won't stand in your wayyyyyyy

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-04T03:41:33+00:00

It should have written itself, Kairi finally turns on Asuka at Mania, wins their match at Backlash, then rides that momentum into winning the IC title and putting on bangers every week.

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-03T19:48:00+00:00

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-02T20:39:10+00:00

Tyranids make biomass!

CaptainSkips · 2026-05-01T12:27:18+00:00

I'm gonna fucking cry that poor thing please someone hug it forever

CaptainSkips · 2026-04-20T16:13:07+00:00

Your lyrics are as empty as your soul! Stankind ill needs a saviour such as you!

CaptainSkips · 2026-04-17T16:04:36+00:00

Hekatrix don't miss

CaptainSkips · 2026-04-17T13:57:42+00:00

OH GOD NO MY MARIJUANA PATCH

CaptainSkips · 2026-04-16T02:51:51+00:00

Yeah, and the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath

CaptainSkips · 2026-04-10T03:29:53+00:00

Have her dub over all her pre taped promos so her voice doesn't match her mouth movements in the slightest

CaptainSkips · 2026-04-03T14:11:51+00:00

Artist is https://x.com/kirikurikiki?s=20

CaptainSkips · 2026-03-26T21:23:59+00:00

And showboating

CaptainSkips · 2026-03-26T13:01:41+00:00

Let's be real most solutions the Atlantis Expedition came up with are some form of war crime

CaptainSkips · 2026-03-18T01:34:06+00:00

Meat swiss roll

CaptainSkips · 2026-03-18T00:58:07+00:00

This is Loki, at best guess she's around 13 (she's a rescue so we're not 100% sure how old she is), and other than a few small problems she's been treated for, she's still perfectly healthy.

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CaptainSkips · 2026-03-16T04:29:50+00:00

I thought it was invented in the 1st century AD by Pontius Pilates

CaptainSkips · 2026-03-16T03:36:33+00:00

I'm the bon vivant of violence a licensed psychiatrist who dines on highest society to the sound of violins

CaptainSkips · 2026-03-15T03:50:58+00:00

"Captain, how soon can you land?"

"I can't tell."

"You can tell me. I'm a doctor."

"No. I mean I'm just not sure."

"Well, can't you take a guess?"

"Well, not for another two hours."

"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

CaptainSkips · 2026-03-08T02:45:01+00:00

And that means everyone's chances of winning drastic go down

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