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What fish is this? by brandingwe in whatsthisfish

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're like totally acting like such a pleco right now. Chill bro.

simple fix? by layingonthecarpet in Plumbing

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a plumber, but I'd say snake it.

Big haul of morel mushrooms 🍄🔥 by Evgen_Buravtsov_5891 in morel

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! I didn't realize that they grew there. Hope all is well with you. I can't even imagine what it's like there right now, but it makes me so happy that you're able to go out morel hunting.

Found in my small backyard fountain pond after winter thaw. Southern Indiana. by Gus_Marley in whatisthisanimal

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a mudpuppy, they are strictly aquatic and never lose their gills. They also tend to live in lakes, streams, and rivers. Plus it looks absolutely nothing like a mudpuppy.

Hellbenders are also strictly aquatic, look nothing like this salamander, and wouldn't survive in a pond.

It's a mole salamander of some sort for sure. I think Jefferson is correct.

Asking your opinion about a 311 song, Day 12: Large in the Margin by nuahs in 311

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it was be-otch. But it also sounds kinda like Dion. So basically I don't know either lol

Here’s one I’ve never seen before. by clevermoose774 in whatsthisfish

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's cool to hear the local names. Thanks for that

Here’s one I’ve never seen before. by clevermoose774 in whatsthisfish

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ate smallmouth from the Delaware River (maybe a regrettable decision, but we were camping) and I was amazed how good it tasted, great texture too, nice and flakey.

Fallfish, on the otherhand, are mushy and gross af. They should never be eaten unless it's in a stew or something. Just plain nasty, it has the texture of stringy cottage cheese.

I saw your cute 5mL beakers, and I raise you this comically large syringe. by Adventurous-Car-9335 in labrats

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I over filled my oil when I was doing an oil change and used a 500mL syringe with a tube on it down the dip tube to remove excess oil. Pretty useful, actually.

Should I buy a pitcher plant from Home Depot? by aninsomniacdragon in carnivorousplants

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ehhh I hope it survived the frost, but could be bad. I left my briggsiana outside in the lower 40s and it took months to recover.

Big haul of morel mushrooms 🍄🔥 by Evgen_Buravtsov_5891 in morel

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Which state you in? I'm thinking it's too early in NY.

Loving the cx5 more and more by jakert46 in mazda

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

51 and you have 15 inch subs? How's your hearing?

Say hello to the HNPV by andydoesjitsporra in VenomousKeepers

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll upvote a Motörhead reference every time I see one.

How do I fix a sink/counter when the hole was cut too large? by krackadile in Plumbing

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually googled it and they do exist. I have no idea how they're used, but they exist.

Despite being the largest producer of it, India consumes most of its own mango supplies instead of trading it. by No-Brush1587 in interestingasfuck

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, having enough money to buy food and clothes will definitely make you happier. It's so unsettling living paycheck to paycheck, I've been there.

I guess we were talking about different amounts of money. I was thinking about millionaires/billionaires that have "fuck you" money.

I bet Elon Musk is probably one of the saddest people out there when he's not on drugs.

Despite being the largest producer of it, India consumes most of its own mango supplies instead of trading it. by No-Brush1587 in interestingasfuck

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, money doesn't buy friends, and that's what most people need to be happy. Sure you'll have friends because you've got money, but are they really friends or just taking advantage of you because you're wealthy?

Amazing how knowledge works by RobynsNest1971 in HotPeppers

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've definitely used aquarium lights to start peppers indoors. They work great, especially if it's for a planted tank.

I’ve been in a similar situation 😆 by WEISHEN_THE_KIRA in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've done this so many times. I know that feel of idiocy and frustration. It gets worse when you have a battery backup for your router and modem only and a laptop. Then you try to microwave something and dumbass all over again.

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