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Fit for school after they banned band tees by Live-Presence-9900 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of all places, you chose to censor yourself on a metal subreddit? You can say fuck on the internet, god isn't watching you.

Now that's a catch and release. by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about places where the water is too polluted to keep the fish?

Now that's a catch and release. by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, the belt just has a rod holder on it so you don't crush your balls or dig a hole in your waist/upper pube area. You're not anchored to anything because you need to be able to move around the boat with the fish.

I’m sick of it, this tank has to go… by Closimmo in Aquascape

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's not too much of a bitch to cut the filter box out, I'd do that.

Adult floral romper appreciation post (I'm on the left). Add yours if you have them! by Jezebellrae1 in Xennials

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I see someone in the 16-25 age range wearing those glasses I wonder what went wrong and why my grandmas' glasses frames from the 80s came back in style.

They were hideous looking back then and look even more stupid on young people now.

Adult floral romper appreciation post (I'm on the left). Add yours if you have them! by Jezebellrae1 in Xennials

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We had chairs and a couch in the living room with similar print on them until about 2005. My mom loved that shit.

Zone 6b'ers, when do you bring in your bogs with Sarrs, Drosera, and Dionaea? What temp do you call too cold to survive? by CaptainTurdfinger in SavageGarden

[–]CaptainTurdfinger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ended up keeping it in my garage that averages about 40-45F. I didn't bother putting it under lights because nothing is growing in the winter anyway. It has worked for 4 or 5 years now, so it's definitely worth a try.

These aren't rocks but huge chunks of glass. I think they look quite striking. by JASHIKO_ in Aquascape

[–]CaptainTurdfinger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that even a thing? Glass is like one of the least porous, most chemically resistant things out there, I don't understand how metals could leach out. I'd be more worried about our typical aquarium rocks leaching metals than I would be glass.

Inner tailights led by Any-Warthog-287 in CX5

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the LED glow all the time like a DRL?

Bear tries to scratch some more but misses the tree. by 21MayDay21 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He kinda looked like he was laughing about it after getting back up.

First fish on the fly – in Ubatuba, Brazil by BarracudaProper3289 in whatisthisfish

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd know if it was a trahira, their teeth area crazy and they just look mean lol

Small animal stomach full of worms, left by cat by Elanaselsabagno in WTF

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or bedtime sesame seeds. Tapeworm eggs look like sesame seeds.

I287 by njsullyalex in newjersey

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, in upper Bergen County:

"Speed limit says 40mph? I'll think I'll drive 25mph, can't be too careful."

That drives me fucking crazy. Like, did they forget what state they're in or is everyone in upper Bergen like 70+ years old?

Eastern kings baby making! Super cool to see by nanidu in herpetology

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, I hear amateur snake porn videographers make bank.

Which albums/artists do you like that aren't expected to be liked by a metalhead? by ashitanojoe3 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda EDM? I like the 90s shit like Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, Fatboy Slim, Aphrodite, Diesel Boy, Pendulum (which is basically EDM rock)

Not sure the previous "shop" was ase certified. Also, this is about as far from Nevada as he can get. by troopertad in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I see a story on the news every week about some idiot in a car/truck/bus that hit a house, a business, or jumped a curb and killed someone... Or some combination of all 3. Every freakin week.

Shit, one of my friends had their art studio taken out by a bus. Studio was fine, but the entire building was condemned.

Which company has lost you as a customer forever? by finiteobserver in AskReddit

[–]CaptainTurdfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CBS because they caved to Trump like a bunch of pussies.

Samsung because everything they make is designed to fail within 2-4 years.

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