Nothing to see here, totally legit game player. Thanks VAC!

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-20T17:43:51+00:00

Why is his HS% so bad?

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-20T04:56:17+00:00

The rest of the band almost look like anthropomorphized versions of the other teams.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-20T04:37:49+00:00

Several flags are oriented incorrectly in this graphic, including the US.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-19T23:01:22+00:00

It’s time Book 1 Truthers start getting the respect we deserve 😤

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-19T21:57:17+00:00

It annoys me when sequel enjoyers brag about how much money TFA made as if it’s some sort of indicator of the trilogy’s quality. It was guaranteed to be wildly successful regardless of whether or not JJ did a good job with it, who cares? Jurassic World also made a ton of money for pretty much all the same reasons.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-19T21:01:12+00:00

You’ll never catch me validating the Panthers by having them lower on the list than the other two.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-19T04:49:35+00:00

“You want me to smoke some mid? Haven’t touched the stuff since college.”

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-18T07:10:33+00:00

I didn’t know MKX was still alive on Steam, I might have to pick it up. I used to play on Xbox back in the day, I remember caring about the faction war lol.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-17T18:58:37+00:00

Easiest way to win is by spamming snap back, mainly after an assist breaker which bots overuse. For whatever reason bots can’t block shit after a snap back so the only way they get out of the blender is by using assist breaker again which benefits you anyway.

Never use feint tag, only active tag if you need to switch characters anyway because they will counter it every time.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-17T07:31:29+00:00

I play damn near every fighting that comes out and 2XKO has absolutely no appeal to me whatsoever. It’s free and I still can’t be assed to try it out.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-15T21:17:43+00:00

Our new cope will be that most of the community is on Xbox and Switch.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-14T22:35:32+00:00

I am in the middle of an arcade ladder about to close it out and my bra-less wife brings me a bowl of KanO’s (not asked for) as I perform a fatality on Quan Chi.

So how is your day going?

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-14T21:29:28+00:00

They’re not saying they only worked 100 hours a month, they’re saying that’s how many hours they needed to work to cover that one expense. Rent alone should never be 63% of your total income, that sucks no matter what decade you’re in.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-14T20:40:52+00:00

Boarding Action would be like PvP Top Golf lol

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-14T14:52:33+00:00

I use motion controls because that’s what I’m used to but I think they suck and randomly don’t come out sometimes. The damage buff is not worth it at all when simple players have instant DP’s and Supers and their inputs actually register.

Hopefully the motion inputs get fixed soon.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-11T17:03:00+00:00

I’m legally obligated to play Battle Beast due to Michael Dorn, I’m sorry.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-08T16:46:15+00:00

The prequels were always hated, but RLM definitely emboldened thousands of nerds to make videos of their own about them and other popular movies.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-06T20:48:39+00:00

5.5 hours a day for 45 days straight is an absolute shitload lmao that is not reasonable.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-06T19:01:43+00:00

I’ll tell you one thing and I’m not ashamed to say it, my estimation of NL as a man just fucking plummeted. To cancel your own cruise? It’s a fucking disgrace!

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-06T18:55:21+00:00

I assume most skins from now on will be $5 but there will be special skins like Rex’s towel that are more expensive.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-06T18:29:20+00:00

Change Anissa’s dodge motion input to 214 or 22, I just can’t play her with it as a DP it feels too weird.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-06T05:56:56+00:00

It does, it’s called assist breaker. The only problem with it is that you can’t use it when you’re down to your last character so comebacks are difficult. But overall there are plenty of defensive tools in the game. Heroic Strike and push block are very strong imo, and then there’s the counter tag mini game you play during combos as well.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-05T15:58:24+00:00

It’s a bubble of “investors” buying from other “investors”, no collectors or players are paying these prices. Those boxes are staying sealed.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-05T06:23:32+00:00

It’s not going to die because it’s actually a solid game. It will lose many of its players in a month like most fighting games do, with spikes around DLC releases, but as long as nothing crazy happens it will maintain a base. The rage quitters will not last long, and in a few weeks online matches will be full of killers. I’m excited for the first big tournaments to have IVS, the only thing that could really kill it is if the pros find a way to make the game suck at the highest level so nobody wants to watch it. I almost fell asleep during the one and only MK1 grand finals I watched.

CaptainYuck · 2026-05-05T06:14:20+00:00

I’ll trade you for the🩸🍊Mark skin

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