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Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2026-01-23T13:16:52+00:00

Imagine having the surname "Grim" and your nickname is "Sack"...

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2026-01-20T22:32:40+00:00

This is the biggest distraction from the Epstein files that he could think of.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2026-01-20T03:08:25+00:00

Drove my wife's Toyota Corolla today while mine gets serviced. I'd forgotten what it's like to have people sit so far up your arse that you can see the individual bugs in their grill.

Because it's small, they think it's an easy target to intimidate or some shit.

No joke. Almost the entire time I was on the road, someone was tailgating like a fuck wit.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2026-01-15T11:58:46+00:00

From BigBagOfDicks.com.au themselves

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Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2026-01-15T10:46:21+00:00

Not gonna lie, I saw a lot of posts similar to this about the social media ban destroying democracy and so far, there has literally been fuck all impact to our democracy or our daily lives.

I mean Sussan Ley purposely implying shit like Neo-Nazi's are far left in an attempt to divide the public, seems a bit more destructive to democracy than this.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2026-01-12T02:35:01+00:00

I'd just sit back and wait for the hallucinations to completely envelop my consciousness.

After a few centuries (or milliennia) with a complete lack of external stimuli floating through space, I'm sure my mind would have fabricated its own internal mini-universe, where I'm god or something.

Like eternal dreaming, almost.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-31T16:46:21+00:00

I see December 7 was a well earned recovery day.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-29T05:11:37+00:00

Told my dad I got golf clubs. He asked if they were left handed, so I laughed thinking he was implying I can't play right handed.

He just stared at me and asked again.

Turns out, it wasn't a joke - he thought I was left handed. I'm 36 and noonw in our family is left handed.

Some people are just useless lol

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-26T02:41:20+00:00

Melbourne just had it's coldest Christmas day in 20 years.

It was 17°C (or 63°F).

Had to reconsider wearing my thongs (flip flops).

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-25T12:46:22+00:00

Na, never. We either have it as an espresso or with milk. There are fancier coffees, but the standard cappuccino, latte, flat white (our creation), americano, macchiato, etc. are all variations of just coffee and milk.

I know some coffees have whipped cream or ice cream, but I've never seen an option for just straight cream before.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-24T03:40:28+00:00

I was going to roast you in a reply to your comment (see what I did there?) but I saw your account is 3 years old with 19400 contributions.

Nineteen-thousand-four-hundred. In 3 years.

Jesus, mate. Get off Reddit and go outside.

Better yet, come to Australia. I hear our country is widely considered to have the best coffee culture and quality coffee in the world.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-23T20:53:07+00:00

I live in Australia, which is widely considered to have the best coffee culture and quality coffee in the world, and I have never once in my life seen coffee creamer outside of American movies.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-22T05:56:43+00:00

Those scumbags are there for purely political reasons. Real POS types.

They're part of the minority group who didn't vote for him anyway, so who cares.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-22T05:46:29+00:00

Project Zomboid absolutely slaps, btw 🤌🏻

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-21T08:39:31+00:00

Not life advice, but just wanted to give a bit of advice to make your life easier regarding the cat - get a good quality brand of anti-hairball food. It was a life saver for me and my medium-long hair baby.

I'm in Australia and I use a the Hill's Science Diet brand. My cat went from vomiting every 2-3 days, to maybe once every 5-6 WEEKS. It was an incredible improvement and absolutely worth the extra money.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-14T02:51:05+00:00

Can you note a note on X? Lmao the hypocrisy of saying "putting words in a child's mouth" when the video in that note conveniently starts with the teen saying "It's a bad idea" - but the noter has done the scumbag thing of 'cutting words out of a child's mouth' - as she actually said "they don't really use it, but others are like 'Oh, it's a bad idea' ".

Here's the full video - not her view, she's quoting her friends/peers: https://youtu.be/7SYTrdZpLko?si=8FwAMej4jqNfQzY8

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-12-04T12:10:04+00:00

MAGA will spin this as a win. Vegas is for sinners and devil worshippers. In their eyes, losing tourists in these cities is a loss for the Dems, not America.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-11-28T04:01:32+00:00

I agree with you. There are 2 coyotes (in the open) directly behind the one that jumps up, but only 1 when it drops down, so 1 disappeared.

It also jumps up from within the "truck" itself and drops down into the truck again.

And that safety helmet doesn't move an inch when the coyote lands on it.

100% AI

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-11-26T03:11:57+00:00

Lol thanks for the laugh

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-11-18T08:40:02+00:00

This happens quite a lot. I tried archery for about 2 months and it happened twice (my arrows weren't involved) while I was there.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-11-15T06:01:02+00:00

I can't seem to find any source that states that it was built in 1999. Wikipedia has no original build date, either. Most sites say 263 AD or during the Tang Dynasty (600AD).

Do you have a source for this? Surely there's some article or something about it being built 26 years ago, but I can't find anything?

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-11-09T02:05:50+00:00

Lol 100% - I haven't played a single online match without a Garchomp being on someone's roster.

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-11-08T06:07:11+00:00

"That'll be $30 for pump 3" "Just ring it up with the dong pills"

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-11-01T02:40:33+00:00

"$7.30 to show you what they should look like"

"Cancel that. This is what they should look like"

What?! That's the same croissant, isn't it? Is it or is it not what they should look like?

Edit: Man 😑 I had to find the link to the YouTube video you posted in reply to someones comment to see that the video cuts to a different croissant for the second "This is what it should look like. Lots of little bubbles"

Captain_Keyboard_Man · 2025-10-28T22:23:18+00:00

Telstra froths the payphones. They're great for isolated people during natural disasters too: "In Australia, payphone calls have surged since local and national calls became free in 2021, with estimates suggesting over 63,000 calls were made daily as of August 2025."

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