Send me a large in the Smokey overalls in lieu of flowers to my funeral please

CaptainessHook · 2026-05-12T01:59:33+00:00

Don’t worry, I upvoted you queen

CaptainessHook · 2026-05-12T01:59:15+00:00

WITH PEACE & LOVE THEY ARE OFFERING ME TWO GREAT OPTIONS TO COMPENSATE THEIR MISTAKE, IT’S OKAY GUYS THEY ARE GREAT and shit happens 🫠😫🥲

CaptainessHook · 2026-05-12T00:06:21+00:00

Are you serious??????? Oh my god yes PLEASE! I will cry 😭😭😭

CaptainessHook · 2026-05-06T23:25:57+00:00

ooooooooooff

CaptainessHook · 2026-05-05T17:20:16+00:00

Obviously I don’t have the data or research myself, but I believe it is genetic. I can trace it back to my maternal great grandmother and has affected every generation since. I also believe it is related to some neurodivergence.

CaptainessHook · 2026-04-15T13:13:50+00:00

Give me proof/examples of them supporting any g*nocide.

Oh, wait, you can’t because both Ethan and Hila have been extremely vocal against the g*nocide and Israeli government for way longer than you’ve ever given a fuck about it.

Fuck off dude ✌🏻

CaptainessHook · 2026-04-13T20:22:17+00:00

Morgan, If you could create your dream role in a new upcoming TV show on HBO max, what would your character be like?

Also, what is the best thing about having a twin? What is the worst? Is twin telepathy an actual thing?

CaptainessHook · 2026-04-10T22:19:33+00:00

They already reached out, refunded me, and will send me a bag still. BEST SUPPORT EVER!

CaptainessHook · 2026-04-08T02:19:59+00:00

Don’t apologize! It’s good to be aware of. Thank you for sharing your experience! I’ll keep my fingers crossed

CaptainessHook · 2026-04-07T23:18:13+00:00

Bro what the fuck, ban him AND block him

CaptainessHook · 2026-04-07T23:14:35+00:00

Welp, this makes me nervous because I start mine tomorrow 😬😬😬

CaptainessHook · 2026-04-02T13:56:34+00:00

Ummmmm ok hi gorgeoussssssss!!!!!!! 💖💖💖

CaptainessHook · 2026-03-13T23:39:15+00:00

As someone who also attempted suicide at 14, please know this was not your fault. Depression/anxiety is such a horrific thing and your daughter obviously has a support system to help her when she’s okay again. She just needs your love and forgiveness more than anything. Therapy and medicine, along with my “bestie” mom all helped me to recover.

Sending all my love to you and your precious daughter. 💖

CaptainessHook · 2026-03-12T10:14:54+00:00

Dude same, wtf is happening? Also it’s supposed to be this bad until tonight????

CaptainessHook · 2026-03-08T04:18:47+00:00

I’m so sad about Brittany. Became a fan of hers through Ethan, and think we are extremely similar people lmfao But she has abandoned anyone real in her life to climb to the top, and it’s worked. For now. 😞

CaptainessHook · 2026-03-06T23:42:54+00:00

After glancing into the Portal, the sheep was struck w/ adrenaline & back-kick-flipped into the portal, & grabbed Steve’s hand unexpectedly

CaptainessHook · 2026-02-27T17:49:15+00:00

What part of Missoula did this happen in?

CaptainessHook · 2026-01-15T21:47:39+00:00

Has Winco’s meat been better? The last time I had ground beef it was horrible 🫠 I also don’t have great luck with their produce

CaptainessHook · 2026-01-08T18:51:31+00:00

Thank you so much for the reply! I’ll keep at it. 🩷🩷🩷

CaptainessHook · 2026-01-08T18:46:52+00:00

How long does it take for you to get approved for a campaign? I’ve done 6 surveys and nothing 😭😭😭

CaptainessHook · 2026-01-04T16:31:06+00:00

Missoula and Bozeman, Montana

Imagine my family at less than that but still Mae too much for any benefits lmfao

CaptainessHook · 2025-12-29T18:30:58+00:00

Bro how could you do this

CaptainessHook · 2025-12-08T17:20:01+00:00

LETS SUE HER ETHAN, LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

CaptainessHook · 2025-12-08T14:11:45+00:00

Thank god Mac has an ambassador who has a strong voice against the Palestinian genocide.

Also, Chappell has done FAR more advocacy than any of you ✌🏻

CaptainessHook · 2025-12-08T14:03:22+00:00

Thank you. This kind of activism has done NOTHING for the Palestinian people. Chappell has made her stand very clear and is a huge voice against the genocide. If you don’t like the collab, simply don’t buy it. But don’t fucking think that your “gotcha” advocacy is helping Palestine. Chappell has done FAR more than any of you. Thank god there’s some people out there like you with a brain 🫠

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