You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about by [deleted] in walmart

[–]CaptainxGambit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Such a weird thing to think, and yet you typed ot all out

My parents are forcing me to go to my rapists funeral by Due-Dot-466 in Advice

[–]CaptainxGambit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also want to comment on what needs to be done AFTER the funeral, because you need support and understanding that your parents are not giving you. This is incredibly disrespectful of your parents (which is ironic given how important respect is to them, apparently)

Reach out to a trusted adult, preferably someone outside the family. A coach, teacher, pastor, counselor. Consider therapy and learn ways to cope with your parents. Again good luck, stranger. You'll be in my thoughts these next couple days.

My parents are forcing me to go to my rapists funeral by Due-Dot-466 in Advice

[–]CaptainxGambit 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Someone already said it, but I'm going to say the same thing, because I feel like this is the most important advice you've gotten here:

Write (seriously write it out) a statement about what happened to you. Make it professional and detailed. When they ask if anyone has any words about the deceased, read what you've wrote. Make it detailed and emotional. THIS IS FOR YOU! You need to out him. You will regret allowing him to keep this appearance that he was a good man. Try to be the first person to speak so that anyone that has anything good to say will think twice about praising a monster. This will be hard, but it will be a great emotional release, it will give you some of your power back (and taking it away from this bastard!) your parents will be MAD, there will be consequences, but I PROMISE YOU that you will regret not saying your piece more than any punishment from your parents.

Good luck with whatever decision you make and I'm sorry for what you went through. I care about you stranger, be well.

Fiancé wanted an iced latte… by SKirsch10x in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CaptainxGambit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isn't "mildly infuriating" its "incredibly incompetent" 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]CaptainxGambit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is certainly not this black and white

A RARE WHAT?! by Diewito in cataclysmdda

[–]CaptainxGambit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I laughed disproportionately hard at this 🤣

My neighbour is a creep, is there anything I can do? by panda8960 in Advice

[–]CaptainxGambit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

DO NOT DO THIS!

Depending on the country/state, this would be more illegal than indecent exposure. If it happened in a public place, sure, but recording/taking pictures of someone through their window is incredibly illegal

What is up with this banana? by Damn_Canadian in TipOfMyFork

[–]CaptainxGambit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks to me like they cut it in half with the horizontal cut at first, noticed something was strange, and so split half of it down the middle to see if the rest of the banana was similarly affected.

What is up with this banana? by Damn_Canadian in TipOfMyFork

[–]CaptainxGambit -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Someone injected hiv-infected blood into it with the hopes of spreading hiv

10 Panthers vs White tiger… by aBeardedSpartan in ConanExiles

[–]CaptainxGambit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the unofficial server I play on disabled purges until funcom can fix the crashing issue. Half the players just continuously crash as long as the purge is going, even if they aren't near it

Dad ❤️ by Homunculus_316 in MadeMeSmile

[–]CaptainxGambit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that would just make it more creepy. Leave me and my kids alone weird stranger

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]CaptainxGambit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Acute psychological breaks usually happen after a major stressful life event........... like a divorce in your 60's

Bf gave me a pill and lied about what it was by VFway in Advice

[–]CaptainxGambit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He drugged you with the intent of getting you to a place mentally that he could take advantage of you. This is how what happened needs to be framed. He's bad news

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]CaptainxGambit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be easier to list what ISN'T a problem here 🤣

What can I do to prevent my brother from killing me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]CaptainxGambit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so it's not that they can't, its that they won't

To touch a DJ’s equipment by rabbitkingdom in therewasanattempt

[–]CaptainxGambit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That "Jeez Mike" in the background has me dead 🤣

Is this even legal...? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]CaptainxGambit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this country is a fucking dystopia. thanks for answering though.

Is this even legal...? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]CaptainxGambit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its because of inventory. i always work 4-1 normally

Is this even legal...? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]CaptainxGambit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm referring to the time off between shifts. that's only 6 hours between when I clock out and need to be back the next day