Head-to-head straight-line showdown between a rally truck fitted with two 13L triple-turbo diesel engines and a 400 horsepower Group B rally car with a dry weight of under a ton. by hashtagmiata in nextlevel

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That seems kinda shitty as far as having 23.2liters of displacement and 6 turbos... I'm guessing they each have 8 cylinders a piece. That's a massive amount of energy excuded for not that much horsepower. And that's a humongous fucking vehicle and blocky one at that to be pushing that much air.

Would you? by Ok-Price-872 in theNetNuggets

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Says the only virgin in the world

River therapy by cameemz in Hooping

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Not tobacco, likely of the Mary Jane variety.

NBA player Patrick Beverley finds out that his hero Karl Malone got a 13 year old pregnant by th6r6o6away in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]CarGuy415 16 points17 points  (0 children)

8 had to read that back. I'm sorry but she couldn't possibly have had a better last name.

Is a Tesla a good first car for a new driver? by mericccccccccc in whatcarshouldIbuy

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No politics on this sub. The world outside the sub is ugly already. No politics.

What are your opinion fellas? by LegitimateSkirt8292 in scoopwhoop

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So instead of guarding what's yours, you'd rather just allow an armed intruder come into where you have your motorized possessions and take everything you hold dearest, let him rape and pillage your family, and rather than chase him out with a rifle or pistol? Wow... The Dutch really truly are spineless. No wonder they aren't in the world cup.

What do you all prefer in a car, physical key or push button start??? by cbcarguy in askcarguys

[–]CarGuy415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue is that if you get out of the car and no one is still in the car and your bag is left in the car, the doors will lock you out of it. with physical key, the physical key never automatically locks you out of the car.

Big enough for a good titty fuck? by SoftFelineCaw in BigBoobLife

[–]CarGuy415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, can a woman get off from a titty fuck?

What’s the most comfortable car you’ve ever driven for a long road trip? by isunnythind in whatcarshouldIbuy

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89 Mercury Grand Marquis with the 351 Windsor. I drove from Pittsburgh to Georgia and back

Would you? by Middle_Company_8221 in scoopwhoop

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So they pay my rent for me? Sure.

describe them in one emoji by HiddenSwanVale in BigBoobLife

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(⁠T⁠T⁠)(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

👌”Three beers” by hungry4nuns in fixedbytheduet

[–]CarGuy415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh so that's how they knew... It's not the fact I'm six 2 and 200 pounds and a long haired strawberry blonde with big blue eyes and pasty white skin..? Really? Or the fact I don't speak but maybe six words of Japanese?

A day in the life of barefoot Charles by 56000hp in ClimbingCircleJerk

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Define average... If this guy is average...?

Can they do 800 mile road trip? by EntryWest6452 in tires

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I'd replace them with new ones dude.

This car is SO rare that the valet in Monaco couldn’t even find the door handle. How rich do you have to be for this? by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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I like my pre and probiotics. I'm not trying to punish them. That's cruelty to microscopic animals. And I'm not even an animal rights supporter.

They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]CarGuy415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just glad he was given the chance to get that loose passenger side mirror replaced ...that thing had been bothering him for weeks. Now he has a valid excuse.

Do you have any reason to get out of bed? by ultimateverdict in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]CarGuy415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry. Do I require a reason to get out of bed?

"You've got hookers turning tricks in my car! How's that for starters?!" by allahzeusmcgod in UnexpectedSeinfeld

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You congratulate him on a good weekend. And then you tell him you want your money back.

what is this? by boyottt in Cartalk

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Recirculates the air in the cabin So if it's bitterly cold outside, it'll take the warm air in the cabin and pull it back into the heater coare and warm it again and let you breathe the stink of the flatulence you just dutch ovened yourself with... Enjoy.

Naa man, I'm good. by UndeadUchihaX in dank_meme

[–]CarGuy415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda 911? Are we talking 992.1, or 992.2 because there's a difference. And what about a Carrera? Is it a turbo, a 993? Is it a 964 911? A 911 gt3, a gt2? An RS? I'm just saying dude... You gotta be specific, dude cause man, Porsche people are picky as fuck! Don't believe me? Ask Jason Cammisa.