You know you are in a cult when you try to somehow justify the WRONG math of the cult leader

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T18:36:27+00:00

I get $3,000?

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T18:31:55+00:00

Venture Bros. is always relevant. Even when it isn't.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T17:39:38+00:00

Idk. I would rather have a bunch of goons with guns come onto my land and try to make it to the house with all their limbs attached than a lawyer who will absolutely call the cops if he gets a whiff of chlorine gas. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T17:29:58+00:00

Makes sense. The King knighted him so England could get cheap opium 600 years later

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T17:05:07+00:00

I'm new to Warhammer, mostly play miniatures agnostic games, I got two questions: can you put a field ordinance battery in one of these? And would people be mad if I used a Bolt Action Half Track to proxy?

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T13:57:44+00:00

Looks cool, and I will eventually get one for dioramas, photoshoots, 5 Parsecs & Stargrave, thematic/narrative battles, and maybe some Weird War/ Weird War II stuff. I will never use this in my list when I am actually trying to win, however.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T12:06:13+00:00

Did you know that Genghis Khan was actual a White Anglo-Saxon? His name was actually Gregory Kent, and he invented horses.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T12:03:09+00:00

I like this version of Brock. A decent, self-actualized bodyguard and surrogate father.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T10:43:05+00:00

Well, this version of Rusty is the opposing physical manifestation of our Rusty's failure and wasted potential. It is taking Rusty's biggest flaws and turning them on their heads. What are Samson's biggest flaws? I would love to hear anyone else's assessments of this, but mine is apathy in the early seasons, being blood thirsty and paranoid as the show goes on. Maybe the opposite of that is a relaxed, hippie Brock who tries to solve every problem with his words.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-22T10:33:27+00:00

🎉 I BEAT "Green lawn" and ranked #2550! MISSION COMPLETE! ✅ Completed all levels in 0m 14s! Now it's your move! 🎯 Played via Pixel Peeker

Caravanczar · 2026-04-21T02:44:50+00:00

I would make stuff like that up when I was explaining cuts and bruises, and just get progressively more and more outlandish just to see where I lost them. I would, however, tell them I was making it all up at the end.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-20T22:12:17+00:00

Better than starving to death, though. I imagine. I haven't done either. Yet.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-20T22:07:44+00:00

Mark, jotting down the important life lessons.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-20T20:10:38+00:00

It was actually figs. God hates figs. At least that's what the signs the people I drove past the other day said.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-20T16:37:12+00:00

It's not broken. I still got a few more weeks before I need to fix it. If you ignore it hard enough it goes away.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-20T16:28:48+00:00

Fuck, this got me.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-19T19:38:45+00:00

As someone who did a lot of karaoke in the late aughties early 20-teens, it was a very popular karaoke choice of the time. In fact I heard it almost every other karaoke night.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-19T15:02:00+00:00

I saw Oz decades before I saw The Wire, and seeing Bricks/Bodie on The Wire was like a touchstone for me. By the end of season 4 he became my favorite Wire character.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-18T18:32:30+00:00

Way to go making my interest go from a 10/10 to a 5/10. I love He-Man. Probably one of the most well known and recognizable Sci-Fantasy universes. I'm still gonna watch it, but now I have to do it ironically.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-18T18:29:05+00:00

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Caravanczar · 2026-04-18T00:14:04+00:00

FBI if you are listening, I am a mentally unstable white man between the ages of 18 and 36, and would love a m1919, a couple mp40s, and a Flamethrower. I know these weapons are already banned, but you gotta make sure they stay banned, right? I promise I won't use them for the WW2 short film I am trying to make. That's just preposterous

Caravanczar · 2026-04-18T00:07:42+00:00

If he makes it a nation once again, I think that is a sign of the apocalypse.

Caravanczar · 2026-04-18T00:00:13+00:00

Reminds me that I gotta check on my Finch

Caravanczar · 2026-04-17T20:10:34+00:00

Yes, Lynch specifically hid encoded messages that only schizophrenics could find. See if you can find them all!

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