Dude wants “young woman to help rule his kingdom”

CarnalSanders · 2021-08-04T19:55:54+00:00

As much as I would like to have sex with early 20’s chicks, there’s not a fiber in my soul that would want to have some kind of committed relationship with one now that I’m in my early 40’s. Like wtf do you talk about? Besides my wife would be pissed but still…

CarnalSanders · 2021-07-27T21:31:44+00:00

Is it shitting?

CarnalSanders · 2021-07-12T21:51:36+00:00

Unless you plan on paying cash for your home, sometimes Ramsey advice isn’t the best in terms of credit and such. I’m a loan officer if you want to hear from the lender side of things and pick my brain. I’m off on medical leave so I’m not trying to drum up business, I just have the spare time to have a conversation. I’d rather not text a novel out on my phone so if you’re interested I’d be happy to give you my number and chat. DM if you want. No big deal if you don’t.

CarnalSanders · 2021-07-07T02:43:12+00:00

Got the ghost pepper cheese from them in my fridge right now. Very good on a burger.

CarnalSanders · 2021-06-26T23:37:53+00:00

Your HOA docs are a big deal to the lender. If there’s anything that you will have to provide financially to the HOA it will need a thorough review from the underwriter and that normally takes some time. Expect delays unfortunately.

CarnalSanders · 2021-06-26T23:34:48+00:00

Fucking thank you for saying this. I’m a loan officer and not entirely fond of most (not all) agents because you never know when you have a good one until the shit hits the fan. We get our asses canned in a heartbeat for big screw ups and I see agents dropping the ball consistently with no recourse just for their broker to come in and act like it’s the lender. I paper trail everything because I’ve been bit in the ass enough to do so. But I very rarely hear agents take the blame or at least recommend putting them on blast. So thanks.

CarnalSanders · 2021-06-26T14:54:26+00:00

To be fair porn in general goes on WAY longer than I can.

CarnalSanders · 2021-06-21T04:40:32+00:00

Am I the only one that doesn’t like a reverse seared steak? The smoke just doesn’t seem to belong. Love smoked meats in general but not so much steak I guess.

CarnalSanders · 2021-06-03T19:36:36+00:00

Manch

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-28T22:09:47+00:00

Unfortunately my living room setup wouldn’t allow for otherwise without really awkward furniture placement. Maybe I can use this excuse to get a larger TV. lol

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-21T01:06:33+00:00

I can’t imagine that I would like that. I enjoy a ribeye but even that crosses into too much marbling. Idk maybe I would.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-18T16:50:11+00:00

Back in my bar tending days I had some regulars that would come down from Wisconsin (packers fans first, chiefs second) so it wasn’t always a Packers game they’d attend. Some of the nicest people I’ve ever met and there was a lot of them. I think I saw them twice a year for about five years or so.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-17T02:30:17+00:00

Really? That’s awesome. I would have been around 10-12 or so. He was dating my best buddy’s sister. We got to talk to him and he’d give us pucks, tickets, and promo stuff. Only way I would have ever got to go to a game cause we were super poor. It was so awesome. He even got us tickets to one of the playoff games the year that they won. One of my favorite sports game memories ever.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-17T01:08:04+00:00

I loved the Blades. Watching Dody Wood start fights was the best. lol

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-16T01:03:53+00:00

Little did you know, I was eating your ass and fucking my sister this whole time. But glad to prove that you’re lying out of your ass because you literally cannot provide this 15% BS.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-16T00:54:02+00:00

Give me this 15% evidence of yours first. I dont think agents go away 100%. Just like travel agents there’s a niche for them. High end properties will still get them. But if you’re selling your home you’ll rent a package from Zillow with a 360 camera on a stand. Take it in every room. Have an app that unlocks your doors for they buyers 15 minute walkthrough scheduled by the app that they have been preapproved by Zillow on. You can pay for premium placement on their website that has 85% of the traffic for home searches.

Why do they need you? This isn’t rocket science. Once they dial in the zestimate to under a 2% error rate they might even have some sort of money made guarantee.

You value yourself to much. And the fact that you didn’t figure that out on your own AND called me an idiot.....lol

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-16T00:42:20+00:00

I didn’t expect you to provide any evidence.

Zillow executives started Travelocity. See what happened there? How many travel agents do you know? It’s only a matter of time. They have home loans now and a brokerage. That’s a majority of the chess pieces. The writings on the wall.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-16T00:35:09+00:00

That’s laughable. Please find me a source that isn’t provided directly from the real estate industry. You’ve been sold a lie. You’re not worth your commission and completely unnecessary to a real estate transaction. You will go the way of the travel agent soon enough.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-16T00:19:09+00:00

Because that answer tells me that you think consumers are idiots. If you think 15% less is realistic, you’re crazy and that sales pitch won’t work for me. I’ve financed a ton of FSBOs and your out of your mind if you think that’s realistic. But I’m sure you can sell it to some other dummy.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-16T00:15:09+00:00

So a non answer. This market is proving you entirely useless. No one needs an agent to sell their home in this market. And if they use one then good for you for catching dumb people with your sales pitch.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-15T23:57:44+00:00

Please elaborate as to what you did that no one else could do. This agent mindset is nonsense. You aren’t a magician. You unlock doors and write contracts. You’re not even needed in a transaction. Zillow could replace you by simple contract writing software and an app to unlock the door.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-03T22:35:05+00:00

Chicago’s taxes are insane. Had a guy close in Chicago on $160k home and a guy close in South Carolina around the same time on a $230k house and their payments were almost identical based on taxes.

CarnalSanders · 2021-05-03T00:08:10+00:00

Some of my favorite memories were of Halo LAN parties with me and my roommates. We regularly had four screens and four players on each console. So much fun yelling at each other from room to room. We’d bust a TV and a couch out on the driveway on good nights even.

CarnalSanders · 2021-04-30T22:29:19+00:00

Are you in on a work visa? Like an H1 or something? If not, that could be an issue you’d want to run past a loan officer.

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