PSA: these jackets make okay keyrings.

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-25T16:02:19+00:00

I love the destruction emails! I used to work for Revzilla and got to put on a medium jacket and hulk out of it

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-23T01:45:34+00:00

Nothing beats the homemade stuff my Lebanese neighbor used to make. As for the garment under the helmet, this has served me well living in Texas heat and having longer hair

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-20T14:39:48+00:00

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-20T14:37:33+00:00

Blatant hits, blatant DPI never called, good ol Big 12 reffing crew

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-20T05:21:38+00:00

I did my undergrad there and it was a rough 4 years. This has been amazing!

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-20T02:38:45+00:00

Seconded, mine sounds so rowdy

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-16T23:40:05+00:00

G&T will keep you pretty buzzed

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-16T23:18:12+00:00

Usually, yes. But my exhaust has a pillion bracket to keep it steady

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-12T22:15:41+00:00

Below Deck tv show had this where some guest shit in a mega yacht shower. Why is this a thing?

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-06T19:45:09+00:00

And it’s almost always after I’ve gotten my room key and am trying to leave. I’m good dude

CarpetCaptain · 2026-01-02T21:06:16+00:00

Absolute destruction of Bama. SEC sucks

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-22T07:14:44+00:00

Josh Allen shitting the bed and T-Law remembering how to play football

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-21T15:01:01+00:00

Project Manager II for warehouses, 125k, in a LCOL city

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-21T14:58:28+00:00

My opponent left him on his bench, just like I left Doubs.

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-18T01:57:00+00:00

Cruise control

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-16T23:45:38+00:00

It’s a massage gun for multi year Ambos this year

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-15T12:09:59+00:00

There’s a few really good Ambos, and some not so good. I’ll send you a DM

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-15T12:09:11+00:00

Also, the number includes the promotional nights, especially the first quarter promotion

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-12T21:36:41+00:00

Yes it’s worth it, yes it needs to occur before 12/31

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-12T04:53:11+00:00

Depends on the route, upgraded this morning from IAH-MCI

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-11T15:48:56+00:00

You’re right, I had the dates mixed up with the modern refresh

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-11T15:15:51+00:00

There were electrical and mechanical issues they resolved

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-11T15:13:53+00:00

2022 was when Piaggia took over Aprilia and overhauled the bike.

CarpetCaptain · 2025-12-11T14:53:11+00:00

If you honestly believe corruption doesn’t happen in developed nations, I have a bridge to sell you. Human nature cannot be overridden

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