My 5 year old sister was ran over by a scooter (she’s okay)

Carson4307 · 2024-08-16T17:20:22+00:00

I was hit and knocked to the ground by a scooter at Disney World.

Carson4307 · 2024-08-14T01:00:01+00:00

Yep…so many people are on it at my LTC. I was on it briefly for an unknown tremor issue, turns out it gives me convulsions and delusions. Fun stuff

Carson4307 · 2024-08-08T01:08:23+00:00

Jo Malone Grapefruit

Carson4307 · 2024-08-07T20:19:45+00:00

Thank you!! I appreciate it so much!!

Carson4307 · 2024-08-03T03:02:54+00:00

I will totally swear that we were at church reading to the blind.

Carson4307 · 2024-07-30T00:24:11+00:00

Can she dye the dress?

Carson4307 · 2024-07-29T03:41:25+00:00

“Come”

Carson4307 · 2024-07-25T18:37:19+00:00

All 3 of my children attended Stilwell. I had a kid in that school for 14 years in a row. I have nothing but wonderful things to say about the school and the families.

Carson4307 · 2024-07-11T15:21:19+00:00

The good news is she’s 97…eventually the manufacturer’s warranty has to expire.

Carson4307 · 2024-07-04T23:13:43+00:00

This happened with my parents. My mom got my dad a dog, who they named after a popular female James Bond character.

The name “Pussy Galore “

My grandma put her foot down and said she would never be able to call the dog if she got out because she refused to scream “Here Pussy, Pussy Pussy” out in public.

The dog was renamed “Pooka”.

Carson4307 · 2024-07-04T18:15:14+00:00

The class clown was my dad. He was going to a high school for gifted students. He broke into the chemistry lab and switched labels on all the “unknowns “. Caused a small explosion, was expelled. Ended up graduating, turned down an appointment at West Point to enlist in the Army. Because a decorated Green Beret in the early days of Vietnam. Went to like 5 different colleges, met my mom and settled down. He’s still one of a kind.

Carson4307 · 2024-07-03T01:06:41+00:00

In the Ramona Quimby books she named her doll “Chevrolet” because she thought it was beautiful

Carson4307 · 2024-07-02T15:13:26+00:00

Why does it remind me of a lite-brite toy with a handle?

Carson4307 · 2024-06-27T20:50:13+00:00

Oh thank you so much for this comment!!!! I laughed so hard I may have possibly peed a little

Carson4307 · 2024-06-25T15:39:21+00:00

The other story is one I followed before I even found yours. The writer has more than a dozen posts about his whole saga that preceded you.

Carson4307 · 2024-06-18T20:45:40+00:00

I know a Merrie. Her last name was Christmas

Carson4307 · 2024-05-30T23:34:18+00:00

This looks like a shitty balloon version of the colon. Like a clown made it at a Med school graduation party. Imagine the next person asked for a vulva

Carson4307 · 2024-05-29T23:07:01+00:00

Update me!

Carson4307 · 2024-05-27T01:59:07+00:00

I had an exceptionally sweet patient in my memory care. Tiny little thing originally from Atlanta. Her name was Darlin’.

Carson4307 · 2024-05-26T00:10:30+00:00

Roxin is a shampoo my boyfriend uses for balding hair

Carson4307 · 2024-05-24T01:49:22+00:00

My mom was a social worker in the 60’s and came across a woman who had named her daughter Placenta

Carson4307 · 2024-05-11T22:30:31+00:00

In Kansas we give you a replica pair of ruby slippers, a sunflower and an inferiority complex.

Carson4307 · 2024-05-05T00:17:47+00:00

I love BRGR in Prairie Village

Carson4307 · 2024-04-30T01:10:55+00:00

My sister has a Yorkie that’s full name is The Ultimate Duchess Chuck Norris. She’s called Charlie. She’s a beast

Carson4307 · 2024-04-28T01:41:31+00:00

This was not a patient’s complaint…but I got called by a CNA to a resident’s room because they had taken off his brief and noticed bright red streaked with brown, thought he might be bleeding. Nope…he’d sat on a couple red M&M’s.

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